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Brainsong

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That annoying song that gets stuck in your brain long past when you are enjoying it. It replays over and over and over ad nauseum, until you find a new brainsong.
Aauuugh - why did you start humming "Let It Go?" Now that's gonna be my brainsong for the rest of the day.

Dude, I've got to get another brainsong or that stupid "Let It Go" will make me nuts.

Hey Homey, do a bro a favor; start singing a catchy tune. I have to override "Let It Go" as my brainsong or it will haunt me all day.

One thing I can't figure - why do people keep doing spoofs of "Let It Go" on FB? Every time I hear that annoying tune it becomes my brainsong de jour.

I know what you mean man, if I even see the words, "let it go," that stupid song becomes entrenched in my mind as my brainsong.
by Sonograpappy April 13, 2014
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A mixture of brain and asshole
A person who is dumbfuck as fuck.
Person 1: Who is that braisshole?
Person 2: Don't you know him, he is Archishman the most braisshole person in the world.
by Adion3000 June 17, 2022
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brainshit

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To literally shit using your brain instead of your (or another's) anus. Most often done by people who want to make up definitions to words that don't really exist in order to appear in an online "definitions" database.
Most people posting things to "The Urban Dictionary" are just taking huge brainshits.
Hey Cody! Earl, Jordan and me just posted a definition of "ba-donk-a-dank". Of course, "ba-donka-donk" was already done, but we just wanted to brainshit. Aren't we cool?!
by Jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj September 23, 2005
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brainstorming

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one of many business buzzwords taught usually in marketing class. It is a process, in which a group of businessmen who know little about the underlying products or the market, generate ideas that do not follow either rationality, sanity or laws of gravity. Afterwards, based on little research, they discard the seemly infeasible ideas and decide on one that is doomed to failure.
Supervisor: I need you all to come out with some new marketing ideas on our new smartphone

marketing department: after intensive brainstorming we have come out with the following solutions
A. bash our competitor
B. improve our product
C. rap music advertising with a lot of babes


Supervisor: Great! Let's go with C.
by safety inspector December 20, 2008
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brainstipation

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a temporary (but varyingly frequent) condition of the brain, often incorrectly referred to as a brain fart (farting implies expulsion, which is the opposite of the occuring situation), in which one is attempting to speak but the thought refuses to move from the bowels of the brain to be expelled by the mouth.
1 - I was attempting to explain what happened to my bff, but had one of those all-too-common instances of brainstipation.

2 - I was trying to do my presentation in front of the class from memory, but had total brainstipation and clusterfucked it.
by uncarvedblock89 July 11, 2010
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Brainstorming

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To reminisce about a sexual experience so intense, it makes you feel like you have just finished running a marathon.
Just the sight of Antoine has all the ladies brainstorming. However, Lisa is his only Muse because she’s proven Worthy of the “Total Package”.
by Candi Carats July 5, 2022
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brainpop

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Those educational flash animations of the gay dude, Tim, and his dumbass robot boyfriend, Moby, that you vaguely recall seeing maybe one or two videos of back in late middle school.
"I really think there's some sexual tension between those two Brainpop guys."
by aawuhua123 November 10, 2018
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