brainfard

literally like taking a shit in ur brain but worse
its also a meme

Man 1: "man i just had a brainfard"
Man 2: "ok"

by Ballsinyourface696969 March 5, 2023

brainhead

someone who's so stupid, they're smart

"Dude that looks like a bird."
"No you brainhead, it's a super hero."

by vatalanna January 14, 2014

Brainard

The term used for an idiot in political office. He believes Roundabouts are amazing, but they just kill Mexicans. He has a secret love orgy group with Evan Lurie, Jeff Worrell, and Woody Rider. He went to New York in 2011 to have a union with Ron Carter.

THAT DAMN BRAINARD IS SPENDING OUR MONEY ON ANOTHER STATUE...

by MS4C February 8, 2013

Branand Bheemanathan

Branand Bheemanathan is a fictional professional opera artist who can memorize whole books like Chitti the robo and spit them out. He has a taste for used bras and often adds any he finds to his enormous collection. He is a kind, noble soul who provides Russian Bhojpuri songs for the deprived and oppressed boys of UP.

When I grow up I want to be like Branand Bheemanathan

by manchuakkanallapuku February 19, 2023

brainwank

The act of producing and communicating (in speech or writing) entirely expendable, untenable, unrealistic, baseless and often complacent ideas on all sorts of topics.

A: Have you by any chance read Erich von Daeniken’s ´Chariots of the Gods`, in which he claims the tomb of Mayan king Pakal actually depicts an astronaut in his spaceship?
B: Yeah, man. Daeniken clearly is the Charlie Sheen of brainwanking.

by john.bender59 October 23, 2011

Braidband

A french braid that starts at the part of one's hairline and ends behind their ear.

"Wow Lucy! Look at her Braidband it looks just like a Headband except she used a french braid!"

by Thehairguru January 2, 2012

branhan

He is a complete fucking sick head who likes to suck cock

That Branhan is so bent

by Maximus12322 November 23, 2016