boneroni

A persistant erection caused by no apparent reason whatsoever. see chuberoni

I couldn't get any work done today because I could not shake this boneroni.

by Dark Taint July 2, 2008

bonerous

of, or relating to a fully engorged penis. used as an adjective slang for a generally negative situation, occurance, or subsequent noun.

As the day passed, Germaine's mood became perpetually more and more bonerous, after his girlfriend was eaten alive by piranhas, merely out of spite.

by dire frivolity [AIM] May 31, 2005

boneronium

The secret ingredient in erectile dysfunction pills.

“Try our new, improved ED pill! Now with BONERONIUM!”

by Shaker Heights February 25, 2019

Bonerology

The study of the ever so famous boners and how they work

Ya know i have always wanted to study Bonerology
Hey did you hear that they are adding Bonerology to the class schedule?

by Mr Mxyzptlk May 1, 2020

Bozeroni

A better way of saying bozo

Bro stfu and stop being a bozeroni

by Big cockeroni March 15, 2022

Boneroblongata

The part of the brain that women use to control the opposite sex. They can turn it on and off at will. Science cannot fully explain this part of the female brain and as a result it has been omitted from all medical databases. Some conspiracy theorists believe this is a ploy of the conservative right wing in order to suppress the advancement of female sexuality.

Autopsy of Marilyn Monroe

Dr 1: "Let's open her brain up and see what she died of."
Dr 2: "OMG look at the size of that organ! Her Boneroblongata is HUG--"
Dr 1: "DUDE... you can't say that... it's not an officially recognized part of the female brain! No matter how massive and remarkable it is, you can't acknowledge it!"
Dr 2: "Oh sorry... *clears throat* it appears Ms. Monroe has an unremarkable brain."
Dr 1: "Good man... good man... the secret is still safe."

by blazerecu November 28, 2011

bonerope

god knows what the hell it is

ok, put your hand under your knee
and press up can you feel that thing

wtf is that is it a bone?
it feels like a rope though

its obviously your bonerope

by Jordanrayner January 28, 2008