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South Dakota Bottle Rocket

A sexual term. Performing a South Dakota Bottle Rocket involves positioning the female on top of the upward facing male. The male then proceeds to masturbate with his thumb sticking out, allowing for mutual pleasure. Used in order to achieve orgasm without actual penetration.
My girlfriend's got syphilis. I don't want to catch it too, so I just give her the ol' South Dakota Bottle Rocket.
by G-man Fresh March 30, 2011
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Utah Bottle Rocket

When a Mormon woman is jerking all of her husband's off and all at the same time they blow in her face.
Marium was with her 5 husband's and they gave her a Utah Bottle Rocket.
by loafnaround September 19, 2020
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Scottish Bottle Rocket

Occurs when a man has sex after an extended period of abstinence, usually several decades, which causes an abnormally large build-up of sperm. This long dry spell and accumulation of semen causes the sex itself to last for around three seconds, similar in duration to a bottle rocket. Following the ejaculation, a distant popping noise can be heard if one listens carefully.
Ursula: Hey, Olga, didn't you say you were leaving to have sex with Billy?

Olga: I did, it was amazing.

Ursula: You were only gone for three seconds, how is that even possible?

Olga: He had a Scottish Bottle Rocket.
by Funky Junk in my Trunk January 26, 2009
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texas pete bottle rocket

When you dip your cock and/or balls in hot sauce, then insert it into a womans rectum.
Hey Oscar, what did you do last night?
Just gave your sister a texas pete bottle rocket.
by Buck Fush Poke Smot April 28, 2010
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Human bottle rocket

The act of shoving a bottle of champagne up ur ass and poping the quark and watch them fly.
Where did Jason go? Space he did the human bottle rocket
by Lemonachi_man January 24, 2021
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French Bottle Rocket

when your partner is in the act of firing the top of a wine cap up your anus while you are naked
oh fire it, fire it, french bottle rocket me hard get close up and fire it hard ooooooooohhhhhh...... yeeeeeessssssssssss
by urbanman223 December 22, 2010
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Twat bottle rocket

When you are handling spicy foods and put your fingers in or around a woman’s ham wallet.
I was cutting jalapeños for dinner last night and Becky tried to get frisky. I forgot to wash my hands and gave her the ol’ twat bottle rocket by mistake.
by Im AG AF May 9, 2018
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