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bottle rocket cock

An act of squeezing the head of your penis at the point of ejaculation so as to build up the total pressure of the load. Then releasing it all at once, typically aiming upward at your partners face. The semen will travel 2-3 times farther and will be very unexpected.
She asked me to release my seed on her stomach but I gave her the bottle rocket cock and coveted her face instead.
by C.L. Cates June 24, 2014
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Human Bottle Rocket

Human Bottle Rocket

Step #1:
Person 1 places funnel in Person 2's mouth.

Step #2:
Person 1 then pours a gallon (1.75 L) of water down the funnel slowly.

Step #3
Person 2 lays down on the ground.

Step #4
Person 1 fits a falice speculum into the urethra of Person 2

Step #5
Person 1 pours melted wax into the gaping and waiting urethra of Person 2

Step #6
Person 1, then puts a wick into the melted wax making a candle.

Step #7
Person 1 lights the wick and waits for Person 2's urine to build pressure sufficient to forcefully eject the candle from his own urethra.

Step #8
Enjoy the light show
My ex lured me into trying a Human Bottle Rocket. Never again
by Jamscone May 14, 2022
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South Dakota Bottle Rocket

A sexual term. Performing a South Dakota Bottle Rocket involves positioning the female on top of the upward facing male. The male then proceeds to masturbate with his thumb sticking out, allowing for mutual pleasure. Used in order to achieve orgasm without actual penetration.
My girlfriend's got syphilis. I don't want to catch it too, so I just give her the ol' South Dakota Bottle Rocket.
by G-man Fresh March 30, 2011
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texas pete bottle rocket

When you dip your cock and/or balls in hot sauce, then insert it into a womans rectum.
Hey Oscar, what did you do last night?
Just gave your sister a texas pete bottle rocket.
by Buck Fush Poke Smot April 28, 2010
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Baton Rouge Bottle Rocket

When you put mentos in a bottle of coke and shove it up your ass. The soda, having nowhere to go will fill your colon.
Brayden just gave me the most explosive Baton Rouge Bottle Rocket last night!
by HughJass7580 October 2, 2023
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Shooting water bottle rockets

The act of masturbating while having your partner douche your ass.
Steve & Matt seems to always enjoy leaving to go shooting water bottle rockets together. Such nice boys
by BiggestDickLarry April 22, 2018
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Bottle Rocket

An act of sticking ones butthole in the inflation point of an air mattress, then having another person body slam the air mattress. The result of this action launches the first person much like a bottle rocket.
Damn bro I just saw two people bottle rocket each other.
by 6-00 May 17, 2021
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