Brissa 

A Mexican/Hispanic/Cuban/ some type of Latina girl who is funny and low key can get a lot of man hoes. She’s really pretty and has light brown eyes. She can be really fucking mean if you push her but is mostly like a mom. Caring and kind to people she likes. When she gets herself a bf she LOVES THEM UNTIL THEY SUFFOCATE IN KISSES. She literally laughs at everything and her laugh makes other people laugh, cuz she sounds like a honking goose. A lot of guys find her cute and she catches feelings really easily. She’s also like blind lmao. She never really pays any attention to anything unless you’re actually talking about something she’s interested in. She likes 90’s music and vibes out to that shit. She seems like the type of person to smoke but she doesn’t because she’s actually a good kid lol. Brissa in overall is just really weird and fun.

Brissa never pays attention. Brissa is like IN LOVE with her bf.

Brissa by hehe07 November 8, 2019

Boris Johnson 

A walking disaster, destroying everything in his path. He also happens to be the prime minister of Great Britain.

Boris Johnson: can I copy your homework?
Donald Trump: yeah, just change it up a bit so it’s not obvious

Boris Johnson by DontHateTheGameHateThePlayer March 21, 2021

Boris Johnson 

1. A B-tech Trump.

2. Cunt

person 1 ‘Boris Johnson really is a cunt!’
person 2 ‘Yes! He’s a Walmart Donald Trump!’

Boris Johnson by I’m just telling the truth December 26, 2019

Boris Zhang 

the biggest gigachad in existence, their average height is a whopping 7 foot 7, with bulging muscles harder than titanium and the size of basketball, it is not advised that you get within 200 feet to a Boris Zhang as the sheer big dick energy that they radiate is enough to power New York City for 26 years and vaporises anyone who dares approach them.

person 1: OMG I saw a Boris Zhang yesterday

person 2: Holy heck I thought they were mythological creatures!

Boris Zhang by Gl1zzy g0bbler July 2, 2021

Boris 

The Highest Ranking man in all of Europe. He is the husband of Mother Russia herself. Now they praise The Slav King Boris, AKA The Shashlik King or Super Slav, has received the flask of honor making Russia great again. Recently, Boris has fought off the Nazi's in Germany and will go on to fulfill the dream of a universe painted red along with a hammer and sickle. Boris has created an everlasting Soviet Union and has united many other Slav countries including Poland, Czech Republic, the deceased Yugoslavia, Slovakia, Bulgaria, Croatia, the conquered Latvia, Slovenia, and many other countries. He will make sure the Nazi's fall to their knees at his mighty power. You don't need anything fancy to conquer the world only 10,000 warehouses full of vodka.

All praise the Slav King Boris

Boris by TheSlavKing June 4, 2018

Boris Johnson 

National embarrassment.

That Nigel Farage is a complete Boris Johnson.

Boris Johnson by SDC65 September 12, 2021

Boris Johnson 

The last bastion of white male privilege and a national embarrassment.

Boris Johnson: Tally ho chaps and damn his eyes to Putney Bridge! Buller buller buller!!!!
Foreign tourist: What's he talking about? I didn't understand a word he said.
British citizen: That's Boris Johnson, he's our Prime Minister and I'm so ashamed, I want to emigrate.

Boris Johnson by Minderbinder November 20, 2020