bordism

The Art of being bored , it can be easily be cured by interaction with other people, sleeping it off, shiney things, doing things u wud kill urself for if your friends found out(ex. playing dress-up) or anything else tht will keep your mind off the fact that u have nothing to do

Guy 1: "Heyyy man! i saw a picture of u and ur sister having a teaparty! Your mom just showed me!! U SUCK"

Guy2: "Awwww! i was suffering severe bordism....and she said there was no film in that camera!!"

by UHoh... September 6, 2005

Borgasm

the point when the Borg start to assimilate you.

Capt'n Picard had a borgasm

by Christopher W. Henderson December 16, 2008

Borgasm

A word used to describe the opposite of an orgasm. When a guy is getting really into it and thrusting away, while the girl is thinking of a shopping list. The guy has a great orgasm while the girl is left with a borgasm.

Mike was railing the shit out of Mary and had a monster explosion while all Mary had was a borgasm.

by Why I Oughta! August 16, 2011

borgasm

The act of getting rilly confused, vomitting, or mispronouncing of a word. Usually induced my extreme intakes of alcohol.

Friend1: Man, playing football is rilly confusing
Friend2: You must be having a borgasm or something, dude

by Jazoon April 25, 2006

borgasm

Nickname to people with the last name Borgmann!

Hey Borgasm, hows it goin?

by Nick Borgmann May 5, 2005

Borgis

Small, annoying, ginger sailor boy

Rears to the wall lads, Borgis is coming

by The Insane One November 12, 2003

borgasm

An extremely horrible sexual experience with an extremely ugly woman.

Oh damn, I think I just had a borgasm with that ugly hag. Baaaarrrfff..

by Ben March 6, 2005