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Brentmiller

The act or phenomenon of being the poorest and brokest bastard in history and human existence as far back as man kind has known of any records. Having literally nothing worth any value in possession.
Not even a pot to piss in. So poor.
Jan: do you see that homeless man over there on the corner, I feel bad for him
Chad: at least we know he isnt brentmiller, he has a bucket hes sitting on.
Jan: Ah you got a point. could be Brentmiller
by Chazismarriedtomoney December 18, 2018
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brent rambo

Brent Rambo is a child model featured in a promotional video for Apple’s desktop products in the early 1990s. On Reddit, the animated GIF of Rambo giving a thumbs up gesture in the video has been paired with humorous and suggestive clips as a seal of approval, in similar vein to the use of Approval Guy on 4chan.
You know that kid behind his computer doing a thumbs up? - Yeah, that's Brent Rambo, he's a lot older now.
by RokuWasTaken May 5, 2016
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Bordentown

A town in the 08505 area code of South/Central Jersey.
The town itself is small, but usually the teenagers don't stay there anyway. Consists of a few small delis, a township, and a smaller city dating back to George Washington's time.

The girls in the high school get sluttier every year, while the boys of BRHS (Bordentown Regional High School) get shorter.

Usually everyone who lives in Bordentown has lived there their entire life, no matter how much everyone says they hate it.

It's the best town to live in due to it's close proximity to Trenton, Hamilton, Philly, and NY.
Girl: You live in Bordentown?!
Boy: Yeah, I hate it.

20 years later

Girl: You still live in Bordentown?!
Boy: Yeah, I moved back here after college because its where all my friends and family live still.
by knuckleupbitch February 16, 2010
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Brently G

An absolute fucking cosmic gigachad...biggest W there is. A charismatic fitness influencer who is one of the only genuine ones out there. Even though he is fat, he is working harder than almost everybody else.

The true definition of a sigma male.
Harry: Brently G is a chad
Nick: Fax
by m o n k e b a n a n a January 10, 2023
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Brentonium

Brent means: Hill, Mount, High Place, or Holy Place.
Brenton means: Flame, Fire, or Town of Fire.
Brentonium means: Mountain Fire, Fire on High, or Holy Fire.
Brentonium’s personality truly lives up to his name; he is an all-consuming mountain fire that burns with love and discernment; he is unwavering in his strength and unbending in the face of wickedness.
by Truth and Value September 18, 2022
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Brent Hately

Brent Hatley, also known as Bort, is a radio "personality" and former producer on The Howard Stern Show and Bubba The Love Sponge. All before hard drugs landed him in the gutter. Brunt then had an embarrassing stint on Twitch featuring drunk antics between him and his pig wife Katelyn. Broke's last break came through OnlyFans, wherein his shemale soulmate gets railed by any amount of BBCs they can find. Bert films it on his phone while eating Nerds and yanking his limp dick. Their videos are often confused for animal porn.

Blunt used to be in the Marines and will never let you forget it. He is desperate for respect and to scare off trolls. Of course neither will ever happen. Bloat ejaculates at the thought of making a citizen's arrest. His political views are largely influenced by The Joker, whose likeness is tattooed on Blotch's flabby arm. Blurb also detests religion, so he ironically worships Satan. Please note that Bart's brain didn't make it past middle school.

Bleak's only reasons for living are weed, heavy metal and cuckold orgies. Anyone who puts down his lifestyle is a Jimmy McSally. Breet once rated himself a 7, despite his beastly resemblance to Uncle Fester and unmasked Darth Vader. People say his wife looks like Mona Lisa if she were from a trailer park. Weightlyn sells herself, as well as dirty undies and butthole keychains. She's the breadwinner of their rented room.

All steamy details to be included in Brent's biography, The Adventures of Cuckleberry Finn.
Look, it's Brent Hately. You know, the guy tugging his weewee in the corner of a motel room.
by BortOPotty October 27, 2023
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Church of the Brenton

Founded in 2008 by Brenton Wilson as a way to combat the mainstream religions such as christianity and islam.
If you want to eat something then eat it because it is now allowed by The Church of the Brenton. another example is if you have a physics assigment is due but there is good swell at the beach on that day, you can go to the beach instead because it is now part of your religion.
by Brenton Wilson October 30, 2008
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