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fan your boner

relax, chill, stop being so overly excited, there's no reason for alarm, it's all going to turn out okay. Also, don't count your chickens, and don't assume that sex is imminent or that something else very good is about to happen.
Dude, fan your boner. She was only dancing with you to make her boyfriend jealous.

Okay, okay. Fan your boner. There's gotta be somebody around here who can give us directions.
by brian48 September 22, 2008
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Bolerjack

A voluminous and hugely satisfying shit taken after a prolonged session of fast food, travel, and booze. A good American dump.
I took a big bolerjack in stall number 3.
by Anguses October 25, 2010
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John Boner

The formal pronunciation of House Speaker John Boehner, incorrectly said to be "John Bayner".
"Didn't pass a bill for hurricane sandy? Shuts down the government? What a John Boner."

"John Boner's name explains himself."
by Harry Dickinher October 3, 2013
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Boner inducing rage

When you're so angry your body can't help but funnel your rage to the most quivering part of your body.
When I found out Julia cheated on me, I went into a Boner inducing rage.
by Samson Sanchez February 9, 2013
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Space Boer

Accurate description of Elon Musk.

Boers are south african apartheid whites, which he is. And in scifi fandom "Space something" is a way to decribe characters that are space versions of fantasy or other genres.

So space boer.
Space boer's fan base is worse than him. At least he makes money.
by esekaese July 20, 2023
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Yawn Boner

Sometimes called "Yoner", is when one gets an erection from excessive yawning. They will often come about with no warning and are usually harder than a normal erection. They will usually happen in the morning, often during class or at work.
Guy 1: Woah dude are you getting off to our math lesson?
Guy 2: No dude I've got a massive yawn boner right
Guy 1: Oh damn I hate yoners
by Zoppy September 25, 2013
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KELLEY BONER

A hardo who attends the Kelley School of Business. They are really good at school, which they LOVE to flex, but are weird with the girls. These people probably work at an accounting company, such as KPMG, and show their pride whenever they possibly can: like wearing the company’s backpack. An average “Joe” would be considered a Kelley Boner.
Hey man want to go out tonight?

No sorry bro, I need to talk up KPMG and study for the CPA.

Wow, your such a Kelley Boner.
by JaredsSubway October 26, 2019
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