In Texas Hold 'em, having a Jack Queen in your pocket. Named after Jacquese of the recent season of Real World, the self-proclaimed bootyologist who, in fact, did not get anywhere near any bootys.
In the showdown between the Ayatollah and the Fan's Least Favorite, the former would likely take down the latter's pocket rockets catching a runner-runner two pair with his bootyologist.
by Noam Bleiweiss April 5, 2005
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Girl: I cant believe you jus scratched yo booty and yo crotch, then touched my purse.
Boy: It's bootycrotchical now.
Boy: It's bootycrotchical now.
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You: Nooo, Its too bootylate for that.
Me: Agreed, but i'm so fuckin' hungry o.o;
You: Nooo, Its too bootylate for that.
Me: Agreed, but i'm so fuckin' hungry o.o;
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Get the bootyilogy mug.His booty scoots when the teletuby shoots a telet like a owl his freinds are weird and make you question if you consider them friends.
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