bootalitis

a good swift kick in the ass

Knock it off or I'll give you a case of bootalitis.

by Karla E. December 16, 2008

Boyitis

When somebody meets that special someone else and becomes so enchanted with them that they choose to spend more and more time with them. Time previously devoted to engaging in recreational pursuits with friends, family and co-workers.

Boyeyetis

"Hey, where's Donna? She hasn't come out for Dinner and Male Revue on Thursdays for weeks!"
"Out with Joe again."
"Again? Uh-oh do you think its boyitis?"
"Maybe. Her mom said she doesn't even go to darts anymore."

by TheOneAndOnlyBakker January 20, 2010

Bootytickled

When someone is over excited and happy.

Ashley was bootytickled because her friends came over for a sleepover.

by Beastiesean September 22, 2017

BootyFish

When a woman has poor hygiene which ultimately causes a stench that comes from both her ass and vagina at the same time.

I hate going to the bathroom after maggie. She leaves it smelling like dead bootyfish

by QueenSTFU October 14, 2016

bootytastic

when a person has a butt that is extremely large. Similar to bootylicious, but it is extremely larger.

person one- Damn you could put a cup on her butt and it would stay!
person two- yeah shes pretty bootytastic!

by damnitsyouagain June 2, 2011

Bootytis

Disease in which the booty grows like a lot

Julie was the first known person sick from bootytis

by monsieurmaladroit October 28, 2021

bootioisseur

Pronounced: Booty-Sore

A bootioisseur is a connoisseur of the booty.

Specifically, one who specializes in spanking those cheeks and making them rosy.

He was a genuine bootioisseur. He spanked my cheeks and made them rosy.

by Mxytgkdd October 28, 2013