In the middle of making tender love to a diabetic girl, your blood sugar levels start to spike. She, in a fit of passion, injects her insulin shot into your dick. You scream but realize that it feels good, so you ask for more. You're swollen with insulin, which reincorporates into your bloodstream and causes a coma. While in the coma the diabetic girl tap dances on your chest, which expels all the extra gas in your colon, the "tooter". After long enough the last meal you ate will be expelled as feces - all natural - and she collects in a pair of red cowboy boots, which she places on your feet. Then you wake up from the coma and realize the diabetic girl was your sister. You scream and shot but she just seems pleased with herself, and after you take off the red cowboy boots in disgust, she licks your feet clean. It feels good, but you're confused.
"Hey Dave! How'd it go with the girl from the bar last night?"
"Not so good, Brian. She Tuscaloosa Tooter Booted me."
"Damn, we both must have been drunk. That was Shelly?"
"'Fraid so."
"Not so good, Brian. She Tuscaloosa Tooter Booted me."
"Damn, we both must have been drunk. That was Shelly?"
"'Fraid so."
by Dave TTB September 6, 2013
Get the Tuscaloosa Tooter Boot mug.When a boy or a girl has a one night stand. To hit it and quit it. Freaky people who usually sex alot of different people.
Jay Smoove "man bro.. hp... she fine... did you Toot It & Boot It bro?"
Baby Woota 3rd "yup bro I had too now she pregnant and shit!!"
Baby Woota 3rd "yup bro I had too now she pregnant and shit!!"
by Kanaree Ladiie Banks August 26, 2009
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John: Did you take that girl home with you last night?
Dave: Yeah I wanted to toot and boot her but she stayed until the morning.
Dave: Yeah I wanted to toot and boot her but she stayed until the morning.
by sexnstufflikethat November 25, 2013
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Get the Toot It & Boot It mug.When someone fart's silently in a large group of people and tries to slip out of the room before anyone realizes what's happened.
Emma: I was in Target with a group of people and all of the sudden Kyle says goodbye and leaves. A few seconds later, we all smelled a fart. I know Kyle toot-and-booted it.
Sarah: He did the same thing to me and some other people after the movie was over the other day!
Sarah: He did the same thing to me and some other people after the movie was over the other day!
by bellawella99 August 30, 2014
Get the Toot-and-boot mug.When a girl dances, flirts, or gives a guy attention at a club to get him to buy her a drink. After she gets a drink for her and maybe her friends, she makes an excuse (usually the bathroom) and ditches him.
i met him at the club
then i said wassup
i took him to the bar
and you know i toot it & boot it...
and i made him feel stupid.
then i said wassup
i took him to the bar
and you know i toot it & boot it...
and i made him feel stupid.
by 626er August 31, 2010
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