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Boomchaoism

The secular philosphy that believes that the pursuit of awesomeness and enlightment are one and the same.

Boomchaoism is comprised of Four Awesome Truths:

1. All life is lameness and boredom.
2. Lack of awesomeness is the cause of lameness and boredom.
3. A state of non-lameness and boredom can be achieved.
4. The way is the 10 fold path of Boomchaoism.

See also Existentialism
Boomchaoism is the way.
by ARBLJ May 5, 2011
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kekistani boombox

During the middle of intercourse, the dominant partner screams "Free Kek!" And blows themselves up. As a result, a big boom is heard, and the nearby Kekistanis will start singing the national anthem.
I wouldn't get into her dude. Word on the street is, she's just trying to Kekistani Boombox with someone.
by DetectiveB January 13, 2018
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boombox

Box that can put life even in corpse.A portable audio system, consisting of radio,cassette or sometimes CD player,with speakers that are capable of making stunning sound.U can carry and rock everyone who pass by ;)
jim- we wanna holla, what we should do?
jones- just bring a BOOMBOX and gyrate.
by ADYAKA April 25, 2010
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boombox

Something that is not a toy and will make old people fuck like rabbits. Also goes great with fingerless gloves.
Julian Casablancas: A BOOMBOX IS NOT A TOY!!!!!
by jesuscrush May 27, 2010
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boomhound

A penis that resembles a tree trunk or an oversized sexual toy. A love length of substantial proportions.

AKA Megahog
1. Get your laughing gear around my boomhound.
2. Oh my god look at the size of kev's boomhound you can see it through his jeans.
3. Which is bigger, my boomhound or this child?
4. Sometimes I think this boomhound is just too big.
5. When I meet a girl who can deal with the full length of my boomhound Im getting married.
by Sgt Kroney & The Circle April 6, 2005
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Boombox

A loud entrancing instrument used by the young and hip.
Often used to make a bunch of old white people dance, businessmen begin to rejoice instead of financing, the elderly have sex.
A boombox is not a toy, and it can change the world.

(Works best with boiled goose in the room)
"I walk in the room, hold my boombox high

And what happened next, will blow your mind"
by Charby May 14, 2009
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Boobcow

A fat, usually stupid girl with large, but unattractive breasts.
Ms. Cokesondick from South Park is an extreme boobcow. I miss Mr. Garrison.
by Chimney Pimp May 13, 2010
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