muffin buffin' bookshelf

A series of mental images a girl will use to pleasure herself in the shower. This can be compared to the masculine term: Spank Bank.

Girl 1: "Oh damn girl did you see Robert Downy Jr. in Iron man?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, I'm putting that on my muffin buffin' bookshelf "

by BertGregor June 12, 2008

unorganized bookshelf

Something you will find in every midwestern white household.

“Timmy has an unorganized bookshelf.”

“Oh, I didn’t know Timmy was white and lived in the midwest.”

by h_f_ch February 20, 2022

sorting my bookshelf out

'Slowly touching myself, whilst covering myself in I can't believe it's not butter and watching the Notebook'

I can't believe I spent all Saturday night 'sorting my bookshelf out'. Best Saturday ever

by Ruttiger_Stone January 7, 2015

boobshelf

A large set of breasts that stick out far beyond the body, so that the woman who owns them can not see her feet. A boobshelf often catches spilt food, leaving stains on clothing, often along the cleavage line. Boobshelves can be useful for laying plates while scooping food into your mouth or resting books for comfortable reading.

My boobshelf is so big, it hangs over the table when I eat. I am constantly cleaning food stains off of my shirts because of my boobshelf.

by Michella Bella Donatella May 10, 2006

Dusty book shelf

After having sex with a girl you cum on her and smear it every where.

Last night my boyfriend gave me a dusty book shelf.

I gave my girlfriend a dusty book shelf the other day.

by noah123321 December 4, 2011

Bookshelving

Squeezing through a tight crowd back to front rather than side to side.

We left the show early, bookshelving through the crowd to get out the back.

by Smjbab March 9, 2017

Fine china and bookshelves

When you paint your dick shaft white, and tape books to the other person's ass.

I hit her with some fine china and bookshelves.

by OrBeChased January 12, 2011