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Your Elf's lil' coupon book

A binding contract that will work anytime of day,month,or year. No one can say no to a "Your Elf's lil' coupon book!
"Hey do u want to have a sleepover"
"no, it's a school night, I can't"

"Do u have a "your Elf's lil' coupon book"?"

"yeah,why?"
"use it! There's a coupon in it for a weekday sleepover!"
by MJF07 October 20, 2019
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That's another coloring book

A reference to using a coloring book to describe or teach about complicated or inappropriate things. Used on The Colbert Report
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portogruaro book sauce

The art of defecating on a female classmate's book to establish your male dominance while showing affection towards that person
I left her a nice Portogruaro book sauce back in the library
by lunchcrush June 18, 2016
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book sniffing

1. Breathing in the sent of a book; often done in secret.
2. How book nerds get high.
Gerald likes book sniffing at lunchtime. It makes Gerald happy!
by CakeforFlowers March 9, 2017
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Dusty book shelf

After having sex with a girl you cum on her and smear it every where.
Last night my boyfriend gave me a dusty book shelf.

I gave my girlfriend a dusty book shelf the other day.
by noah123321 December 4, 2011
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Sports Book Supervisor

Occupation in legalized bookmaking which oversees the ticket writers and admin personnel, typically in a casino race and sports book setting. Responsibilities include working with the gaming commission, creating/moving lines, accepting/refusing big bets, getting celebrities into nightclubs and listening to the public's ridiculous opinions on sports.
Tony moved to Las Vegas to be a Sports Book Supervisor. He makes shit money, works nights and cannot take vacation during football season.
by Chile-Con-Carne October 3, 2006
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book smart

The general definition of book smart is someone who is intelligent and very well educated academically. However, the term is usually used to contrast and compare with another term known as "street smart".

The stereotype of a book smart person is someone who is upper-class and well educated but less knowledgeable when it comes to handling important situations faced in bad neighborhoods and lower-class city areas (a.k.a. the streets). However, the stereotype of a street smart person is someone who is intelligent and knows how to handle important situations in the streets but is not as well-educated academically.
The more extreme and negative stereotypes are that book smart people are naive, easily manipulated, and have bad judgment in bad situations, while street smart people are unintelligent and incapable of achieving a higher education.

Both stereotypes aren't always true and any semblance of them are only due to different lifestyles and experiences.
Josh: Are you sure me and Jason will get along? Jason is street smart and I'm book smart. We will probably be very different from each other.

Mike: Nah, don't worry. Jason may be street smart but he is also book smart. I'm sure you two will have a lot in common.
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