epic boobs

voluptuous, sensuous and succulent breasts. shapely but pouring out of the clothing, usually disproportionate to size of women/girl yet completely arousing in every sense. Capable of magnificent feats: can turn a gay guy straight, and a straight girl into a lesbian in seconds. the pinnacle of the female breast.

Dana has these absolutely perfect knockers, I just want to shove my face in them and motorboat for all of eternity. Epic Boobs in every sense of the word.

by A__A October 9, 2007

Booby Tuesdays

A restaurant similar to Ruby Tuesdays but the waitress's and hostess's are all topless.

"Welcome to Booby Tuesdays! Care for an erection?"

by LatoyaJones69 February 9, 2010

boobspert

When somebody is judging a girl on the size of her boobs
self appointed boob expert

"Beyonce is hot but you can tell that she pushes up her boobs, says the boobspert"
"Ask the boobspert if he thinks Colby Smulders would be alot hotter if she had some bigger boobs"

by Dstack November 27, 2014

Boobs before Noobs

A term used for when you would rather hang out with a girl than a guy friend.

Bro 1: Dude, wanna hang at Jacob's?

Bro 2: Nah man, Emily is coming over.

Bro 1: Come on, dude! Again?!

Bro 2: Boobs before noobs, man.

by btmcbrayer November 28, 2011

booby pillow

n. the name for a female when she lets a male use her boobs a pillow

"Yo, Jen. I'm gonna take a nap. Take off ya bra and be my booby pillow."

by KP123KP September 23, 2011

Mexican Booby Trap

A Mexican booby trap is when you get your partner butt ass naked laying on their floor and not within reach of any sort of object that could be used for clean up. You then proceed to take a shit on their chest. Once you have a good sized shit on their chest tell them you're going to go get something to clean it off in the bathroom. Go to the bathroom and wipe your ass. After you come back and put your clothes back on, proceed to walk out the door without saying anything or helping them clean it up. If they try to move, the shit will fall off and get everything dirty.

Greg: So did you ever end up dumping that one girl?

Jake:Yeah man, Once I was ready to dump her I decided to Mexican Booby Trap her and bail. I wonder if she ever got out of it?

by ope123 April 14, 2011

Buddha Boobs

When a nigga got big-ass bitch titties, droopin' low to the flo'

"Eh fool dem Buddha Boobs more down south than old lady 'Shaniqwa'.

by Mejico June 2, 2015