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bonuhz

Deriving from the English "boner," bonuhz came about, and was brought to the English language as a new slang for the word "boner" in the year of 2007. Between a group of friends, bonuhz was spread as a humorous word to replace the original, adding some more spice to this stupid language. This word can be used in many ways, it can also be used incorrectly, defying the whole English language and its standards, such as the following, "hey guys, I gots bonuhz." Originally this sentence would read as the following, "hey guys, I have a boner." Now isn't that nice?
"I GOTS A BONUH" (Bonuhsingular), "Hey guys check out my bonuhz!(Bonuhzplural)"
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Bonut

(Bonus-Doughnut) The act of going to a large store, (i.e. safeway, albertson's) and buying an inexpensive doughnut as an excuse to steal one or more things, usually a pack of gum and/or condoms.
Tim: Fuck dude, my girl wants to bang and i'm out of condoms, let's head to safeway and grab a bonut real quick.

Carl: For sure man! I'll snag some gum while we're at it!
by Literally_Awful February 12, 2015
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Bonut

A "bonut" is when you stick your penis through the hole of a donut.

A "blownut" is when you get a blowjob whilst sticking your dick through a donut.
"I just made a bonut!"

"If I stick my dick through it too we can make it a bronut!"

"Y'know Stacy? She just gave me a blownut!"
by PingPongChingChongDingDong October 22, 2018
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bonatz

the best GCC kid ive every known (aka. the only one) love the blue shirt... also under (computer geek)-- but we love him
BONATZ-- loves to wear his blue GCC shirt and surf the net about chromosomes!!!!
by K April 10, 2003
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benutzt

of German origin. it means getting pwned, usually in a verbal battle, or after getting raped in either halo, cod4, or another popular video game
Tim: stfu ur prolly like 10 years old and dont have ur pubes yet

Jack: omg wow u so gay ur moms gay

Tim: wow. fail
Tim: *wide smile* AHHH!! benutzt!!
by james bacewisson June 18, 2008
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bontzy

When you get visually upset of the news and stand up shouting about the politics
After watching Joe Biden state of the union he got bontzy at the tv.
by Stormrage142 June 16, 2022
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