relax, chill, stop being so overly excited, there's no reason for alarm, it's all going to turn out okay. Also, don't count your chickens, and don't assume that sex is imminent or that something else very good is about to happen.
Dude, fan your boner. She was only dancing with you to make her boyfriend jealous.
Okay, okay. Fan your boner. There's gotta be somebody around here who can give us directions.
Okay, okay. Fan your boner. There's gotta be somebody around here who can give us directions.
by brian48 September 22, 2008
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When you're so angry your body can't help but funnel your rage to the most quivering part of your body.
by Samson Sanchez February 9, 2013
Get the Boner inducing rage mug.Sometimes called "Yoner", is when one gets an erection from excessive yawning. They will often come about with no warning and are usually harder than a normal erection. They will usually happen in the morning, often during class or at work.
Guy 1: Woah dude are you getting off to our math lesson?
Guy 2: No dude I've got a massive yawn boner right
Guy 1: Oh damn I hate yoners
Guy 2: No dude I've got a massive yawn boner right
Guy 1: Oh damn I hate yoners
by Zoppy September 25, 2013
Get the Yawn Boner mug.A hardo who attends the Kelley School of Business. They are really good at school, which they LOVE to flex, but are weird with the girls. These people probably work at an accounting company, such as KPMG, and show their pride whenever they possibly can: like wearing the company’s backpack. An average “Joe” would be considered a Kelley Boner.
Hey man want to go out tonight?
No sorry bro, I need to talk up KPMG and study for the CPA.
Wow, your such a Kelley Boner.
No sorry bro, I need to talk up KPMG and study for the CPA.
Wow, your such a Kelley Boner.
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It is more to do with the horny aura than with an actual boner. There is a slight smile, glint in the eyes and laid back body with the dick as the controller of all thoughts.
It is more to do with the horny aura than with an actual boner. There is a slight smile, glint in the eyes and laid back body with the dick as the controller of all thoughts.
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