1. n. Perhaps the greatest rock-and-roll drummer who ever lived.
2. v. To get intoxicated to the point where one vomits in one's sleep.
2. v. To get intoxicated to the point where one vomits in one's sleep.
1. John Bonham was better on drums than Jimi Hendrix was on guitar.
2. Dude, Barron got so hammered last night he pulled a John Bonham after he passed out. I had to turn his head to the side so he wouldn't suffocate.
2. Dude, Barron got so hammered last night he pulled a John Bonham after he passed out. I had to turn his head to the side so he wouldn't suffocate.
by sean82fta August 24, 2005
Get the John Bonham mug.A HUGE internet prank. some people stated it by posting fake petitions on websites talking about an invention called "bonsai cats" where supposadly young kittens are put in too-small glass jars so they would grow into the shape of the jar. the petitions include a link to a very elaborate fake website, which includes a place to order bonsai cat supplys (FAKE), a disscusion board (the people are FAKE), and pictures (the pics are fake, they never show a completed bonsai cat)
bonsai cats have fooled tons of people, don't be ashamed if you are a victim.
what do do if you were fooled by Bonsai Cats (and you're embarassed):
1)look it up on google
2)check out the website, the clues are all over the place
3)think of the people who crated it (you'll feel less pathetic)
4)it doesn't make you an idiot, the FBI (or something really big) had to investigate it just to prove it was wrong
5)think about who you heard it from: they were fooled too!
but the website DOES have this hella funny link to it that says "I CUBED MY CAT!"
...but thats fake too...
bonsai cats have fooled tons of people, don't be ashamed if you are a victim.
what do do if you were fooled by Bonsai Cats (and you're embarassed):
1)look it up on google
2)check out the website, the clues are all over the place
3)think of the people who crated it (you'll feel less pathetic)
4)it doesn't make you an idiot, the FBI (or something really big) had to investigate it just to prove it was wrong
5)think about who you heard it from: they were fooled too!
but the website DOES have this hella funny link to it that says "I CUBED MY CAT!"
...but thats fake too...
prankee #1:OMG come check this out! this Bonsai Kitty thing! its so cruel!
prankee #2: WTF???!@!!! we better send them a flaming e-mail and tell all our friends!
former prankee: aww you guyz thats a load of shit, look at this, this, this and this...
Prankees: OMG WE'RE SO EMBARRASSED!!!!
pranker #1: dude, we got another email!
Pranker #2: man, these ppl are so pathetic!
prankee #2: WTF???!@!!! we better send them a flaming e-mail and tell all our friends!
former prankee: aww you guyz thats a load of shit, look at this, this, this and this...
Prankees: OMG WE'RE SO EMBARRASSED!!!!
pranker #1: dude, we got another email!
Pranker #2: man, these ppl are so pathetic!
by BakeSale May 24, 2006
Get the Bonsai Kitty mug.When the state of an object is shabby, shoddy, crappy, trashy or tacky. The word originally came from describing cars and trucks. Referring to the town of Bonham, TX. Play on words, Bona Fide.
If a car or truck has a red hood, a green quarter panel, mis matched doors, and no bumper, then that vehicle would qualify as being Bonhamfied.
by laketrashful January 4, 2011
Get the Bonhamfied mug.The greatest rock drummer ever. He was the drummer for Led Zeppelin, he was influinced by Buddy Rich(one of the greatest jazz drummers).Used a ludwig set up with a BIG band bass drum, one mounted tom, two floor toms, and a steel snare. His cymbals were all Zildjan, even his awsome gong. Also in some concerts he had two mounted Konga drums. He created a all knew way of playing drums with awsome tripplet based solos that would go on for 20 minnets.He had a crazy fast right foot, wrote some amazing songs like Mobey Dick, and When the Leve Breaks. He has inspired many to play drums(including me). He died from alcohol poisining.
R.I.P. John Henry Bonham
R.I.P. John Henry Bonham
Wanna be drummer: Dude Stewert Copland is the greatest drumer ever!
Someone who knows what their talking about: Your dumb, John Bonham rocks harder with his pinky that Copland.
Someone who knows what their talking about: Your dumb, John Bonham rocks harder with his pinky that Copland.
by N.@.G. February 20, 2009
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Get the Bosami mug.A fat Mormon who thinks people are bad. Some of his famous quotes include "you're just a bad person" and "you're a jerk!"
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