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Bonslater

The act of punching someone in the face using your asscheek.
Yowch! I got BONSLATERED

Give me back my calculator, or imma pull a bonslater on you!!
by WootMobile February 9, 2008
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Bonstraz

If someone coughs a lot when they smoke, usually people on their first few trys.
"Haha, hes coughing so much, what a bonstraz."
"Oi mate your such a bonstraz, look at you coughing away"
by Spackary November 24, 2015
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bonse aba

The most insane insult ever created.
Carson - "Good job guys."
Ms. Karam - "Carson, do you think what you have to say is more important than what I have to say?"
Jake - "Carson got bonse aba-ed."
by nevinjoyce October 2, 2018
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bonsai

The ad that comes up everytime somebody goes on urban dictionary to look up something. Comes in on the middle of the page most of the time.
For men, for women, bonsai sandals. The coolest sandals on the block. (not)
by bladezguy December 9, 2008
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Bonshea

v.
1: To become wasted by the consumption of alcohol

Devrived as a word used by adolescents as a code word for getting drunk
n.
(Bonsheaing)
Someone who is drunk
(teacher over shouolder) "Was Scott Bonshea last night or is he always like that at parties?"
"No, he was definately Bonsheaing."

"Everyone is going to Bonshea New Years Eve, its going to be crazy"
by THenry08 March 7, 2007
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bonsai whiff

When an Asian man perches on your shoulders and farts on your head.
Last one in the pool gets a bonsai whiff!
by yomanbro September 21, 2016
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Bonsai Kitty

A HUGE internet prank. some people stated it by posting fake petitions on websites talking about an invention called "bonsai cats" where supposadly young kittens are put in too-small glass jars so they would grow into the shape of the jar. the petitions include a link to a very elaborate fake website, which includes a place to order bonsai cat supplys (FAKE), a disscusion board (the people are FAKE), and pictures (the pics are fake, they never show a completed bonsai cat)
bonsai cats have fooled tons of people, don't be ashamed if you are a victim.
what do do if you were fooled by Bonsai Cats (and you're embarassed):
1)look it up on google
2)check out the website, the clues are all over the place
3)think of the people who crated it (you'll feel less pathetic)
4)it doesn't make you an idiot, the FBI (or something really big) had to investigate it just to prove it was wrong
5)think about who you heard it from: they were fooled too!

but the website DOES have this hella funny link to it that says "I CUBED MY CAT!"
...but thats fake too...
prankee #1:OMG come check this out! this Bonsai Kitty thing! its so cruel!

prankee #2: WTF???!@!!! we better send them a flaming e-mail and tell all our friends!

former prankee: aww you guyz thats a load of shit, look at this, this, this and this...

Prankees: OMG WE'RE SO EMBARRASSED!!!!

pranker #1: dude, we got another email!

Pranker #2: man, these ppl are so pathetic!
by BakeSale May 24, 2006
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