bonnet bash

when u lay a woman over the bonnet of your car and take her from behind.

i took her down the alley, where we were caught bonnet bashing

by Shid-E May 31, 2006

Bonnet Bay

A suburb in the shire where people have literally died of boredom. There is no trainline and only 2 roads in and out, reports of inbreeding are common and widespread.

Steve: Hey man i went to Bonnet bay the other day and i saw a guy with 3 arms.
Gary: Yeah that's pretty common in bonnet bay, there's nothing to do there so they breed with family members.

by Ten4 December 3, 2009

bonnet-hop

Bonnet-hop: (AUS) To hop onto the hood or 'bonnet' of anothers car and defaecate.

eg. Bob "I heard you did a bonnet-hop on Mike's car"

Frank" Yeah man I shat all over it"

by anon of anonlington December 3, 2011

bonnet babe

An idealized wife in a patriarchal society. One who solely wants to cook, clean, and wear dresses without any interesting in reading, thinking, or participating in academic circles. A woman who spends her formative years solely learning the arts of homemaking and baking bread; eventually to marry rich and spend the rest of her days doing just that.

Not to be confused with trophy wife.

"Oh my god, Lindsey is such a bonnet babe!"
"Gaston must have thought Belle was a real bonnet babe to fall for him"

by TheSchizzlest December 30, 2016

Bonnet seasoning

To add oil and growth serums to bonnet hair cover

Bonnet Seasoning-Soaking hair bonnet In hair growing oil to have your bonnet seasoned

by It’s a thing February 14, 2023

Bonnet Slide

Similar to Hood Slide, but in England the bit at the front of the car is called a bonnet.
There is a bonnet slide in the opening credits to Quantum Leap, and also in the Beastie Boys video for Sabotage

-Did you see Quantum Leap the other day?
-With that dude Sam Beckett?
-Yes.
-Putting right what once went wrong?
-Yes.
-And his wise cracking holographic sidekick Al?
-Yes.
-I love that show.
-Did you see the sweet bonnet slide at the beginning?
-No, I was in the kitchen making a brew.

by Sammy Sammy Bung Hole April 21, 2006

bonnet movie

These sappy romance movies that usually involved some romantic affair with some half faggy looking guy with an aristocratic family. Usually takes place around the 1910s Victorian era and has women wearing bonnets, horses and buggies. It is usually shown on TCM or Lifetime and it thinks it has some historical value to it, but it more of another movie for women to rise their estrogen when they are having PMS. It's a movie that guys are sometimes dragged to when they are on a date.

Gone With The Wind is the classic example of a bonnet movie

by Kyle 230 October 4, 2010