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Bonerdust

Bonerdust (Boe-Nerr-Dust)

When you get done giving the 'ole bone to the beaver and you forget to wipe off the excess juices so they crusty and next time you get a boner, the crust snaps off and looks like dust
Kid: "Is someone in this room smoking?"
Me: "No, that's just my bonerdust from this morning... sorry bro!"
by Matt Markel July 3, 2009
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Swedish Bonecrusher

A female individual of Swedish descent, who is incredibly beautiful, shares sexy selfies on social media all while being a raging feminist and thus crushing boners on male individuals that dares to slide into her DM.
Johnny: "You know Anna, right? I would give an arm and a leg to be with her!"
Jimmy: "Don't even bother, bro. She's a certified Swedish Bonecrusher."
by wickedwoollywilly May 27, 2020
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BonerStalling

When a guy starts hooking up with his girlfriend and gets a boner, but then his girlfriend gets up and wants to leave immediately, so he is stuck with a boner and doesn't want to stand up right away...this is an appropriate time to boner stall
Lucy: Okay John let's go. I have to be home in 5 minutes.

John: Lucy just hang on a second

Lucy: Why? Do you have a boner or something?

John: Yes

John was doing some BonerStalling
by Joseph BonerStalin January 21, 2010
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bonerschnitzel

I went to an Oktoberfest ended up getting my bonerschnitzel sucked by some German slut.
by Cory Clay August 8, 2003
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bonerising

Flirting in a strong manner; Flirting with the opposite sex near other friends. Used to sound sinister and make the person feel guilty.
Stop bonerising Nicholas!

Hey nick, why don't you go bonerise with mitch?
by daws April 11, 2005
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bonersation

noun: a conversation between a boy and a girl, and the only reason a boy is talking to the girl is to score.
dan: I'm gonna go have a nice bonersationn with that girl over there.
by daveynorthshore June 29, 2011
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bonerjustice

Something amazing that happens after a cock block, resulting in something bad happening to the blocker.
Some douchebag stole Michael's date from the club, but he got bonerjustice when she gave that guy the herps.
by Pretzel-time June 26, 2012
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