Bodenhammer

A mystical dong of astronomical proportions far greater than any rival pekker.

-god must have had a bodenhammer, How else would he have created mankind.
- my teacher told me that if i was just as tall lying down as I was standing up than that ment I had a bodenhammer.

by Fanny fiddler May 4, 2020

Shadow of the Banhammer

An Independant film By Robinawitz Willams II in association with the MNG. The film is a satire of the internet and video games alike.

"Shadow of the Banhammer is early in pre-production."

by DemiLovesEverybody March 7, 2008

banhammer

Fictional weapon wielded by administrators on a computer game server. Used as slang refering to someone being resricted from joining servers.

"Lol, you just showed him!"
"Yea, nice job weilding your banhammer!"
"^^"

by Banhammer Evan May 7, 2008

banhammer

To ban thousands of people because of cheating,spamming, hacking or just being plain dumb.

Blizzard is dropping the Banhammer on 4,000 accounting because these users are messing up the game.

by Jigglypuff May 13, 2006

banhammer

Sexual action when rammin' da booty

I could banhammer.

by soulmate July 2, 2004

Banhammer

A powerful weapon wielded by Administrators and Moderators alike. It has unparalleled power to ban retards, trolls, hackers (1337 h4x0rz), and the high-pitched ATYO (annoying twelve year old) from chat rooms and games. It is also included in some games as an equippable item with the disputed ability to hit over 9000. Beware the hammer.

Guy 1: Hey what's up?
Guy 2: I was fucking banhammered. >:(
Mom: Use appropriate language!
Guy 1: Was there a mod?
Guy 2: Shut the fuck up of course there was a motherfucking mod.
*Guy 2 has been banned from chat for: Inappropriate language*
Guy 1: Dude you just got banned in real life.
Guy 2: ...

by Ri shai koi nallsh December 20, 2010

banhammered

1) To be totally messed up
2) shitfaced

1) Aleman just got his ass banhammered in the fight against Kip.
2) After those ten shots, Baker was banhammered beyond belief, and that's real talk.

by David Chatterton February 5, 2005