bonce rot

A horrible headache in the morning

I have terrible bonce rot this morning after such a mashed up night.

by Mark Brier January 3, 2008

bonce balancing

the art of balancing random objects on your head

my friend fell asleep at a party so we got some random household objects and started bonce balancing

by sangus June 6, 2018

bonce rot

bonce rot - where bonce refers to head and rot refers to a less than optimal feeling. i.e. My bonce is rotting (due to the pain I am in)

"I'm experiencing a severe case of bonce rot - my head feels like it's going to explode!"

by maria u December 27, 2007

Pootle Bonce

Pootle Bonce is the name of greatest cat in the world. In her time she was singly the most dominate cat in her neighbourhood of Crowborough in East Sussex in the UK - regularly taunting the local dog and chicken population.

Hello Pootle Bonce, do you want some foodies?

by grbrown October 30, 2008

Bonce

A blind Nonce

There's a Bonce over there trying to smell the kids

by DMF_14 October 9, 2018

Bonced

When someone hits you on your bonce

Oi mate, be a cheeky boi again and you're getting bonced

by EldyBoi October 12, 2022

Bonce

a cross between bunsen burner and nonce

-usually referring to a science teacher

-‘Mr Smith was really creepy during science’
-‘yeah he’s such a bonce’

by Candice42069000 July 23, 2021