Cheese bookend

To avoid unwanted bowel movements half a block of cheese is eaten and the other half inserted anally, thus creating a 'cheese bookend'.

Matt had a long day of travel ahead of him so he bookended the cheddar so as to create a cheese bookend and to avoid shitting himself

by Bluefields13 June 23, 2021

borken

(adj.) - Coined by the infamous Evan Trask in one of his wilder moments of inspiration. Generally taken to mean something which is not only broken, but completely wrecked in a comical fashion. Can also be applied figuratively to a person who is acting strangely (see: Jordan Burch)

Man 1: "Ow, I punched myself in the face, and now my brain is borken!"
Man 2: "You're an idiot, Matt"

by Mort June 13, 2004

Bonkenhi

The above definition is a lie. Trust me.

Person 1: Who's Bonkenhi?
Person 2: Idk, some liar.

by urban care July 2, 2008

bonkendorn

the act of beating someone in beer pong so badly that they cant even comprehend it.

They made every single shot and kept fucking us up with the bounce combos, they went bonkendorn on our asses.

by randythestrangler69 March 22, 2011

bookended

To have yourself confined to a space smaller than what is needed to accommodate you comfortably, usually referring to when you're lying on the couch and you're unable to stretch all the way out because your head and feet press against the armrests.

dude: "Seriously, I'm done feeling bookended by this couch. I'm getting a new one."

by joelh March 25, 2008

bookends

An event in the game of ultimate frisbee in which a player makes a huge defensive play causing a turnover on one end of the field, and then later scores by catching the disc in his own endzone on the other end of the field.

"Whoa, did you see Clay with that huge layout block?"
"Yea, then did you see Rich pick the disc up and huck it down to the endzone? Somehow Clay was there to catch it!"
"Yea, man, he had bookends that time."

by Clayton e. February 23, 2006

bookends

A sexual encounter that starts and ends with your favorite activity. French bookends would indicates that you had oral sex at the start and end of your encounter.

I had a great time with Jillian last night, we had hot sex with french bookends

by golf99 August 4, 2010