Jim:"So, Carol, are you going out to dinner with the guys and me tonight?
Carol:"No, sorry Jim"
Jim:"I thought that you said earlier that you could go"
Carol:"Brittany and I are watching Netflix tonight, breasties before testes!
Carol:"No, sorry Jim"
Jim:"I thought that you said earlier that you could go"
Carol:"Brittany and I are watching Netflix tonight, breasties before testes!
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Get the Breasties before Testes mug.The name of an awful song by none other than Carrie Underwood, who might as well be the utter nadir of music. This song comprises the absolute worst music in recorded history. No words can describe the torment of listening to pop country music, including this trash. I curse the day that Carrie won American Idol. In all seriousness, this song blows for how noble, proud and strong she tries to be on this one. Everything I said here is in reverse too. I mean, she's elevating herself from the basic visceral joy imagining busting somebody's overdetailed four-wheel drive! This doesn't make her seem strong, independent or respectable at all; she is weak, impulsive, vulnerable, thoughtless and immature for choosing to bust her boyfriend's truck in half a dozen ways. Break up with him instead, Carrie!
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"The Before Time" is a reference to the 1966 Star Trek episode "Miri" in which the Enterprise encounters a planet inhabited only by children, due to a pandemic infecting and eventually killing all the adults. The children refer to "the before time" as the time when adults were present.
This episode was parodied in the South Park Episode "Wacky Molestation Adventure" in which the children claim to be molested and are subsequently removed from their adult guardians.
In 2020, the phrase has come to mean the time before the COVID-19 pandemic hit, when people could freely associate and go to bars and parties.
This episode was parodied in the South Park Episode "Wacky Molestation Adventure" in which the children claim to be molested and are subsequently removed from their adult guardians.
In 2020, the phrase has come to mean the time before the COVID-19 pandemic hit, when people could freely associate and go to bars and parties.
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–verb
1. to harangue or annoy.
2. to tell a rambling story of interest to no one.
-noun
1. a churlish, obnoxious, or unmannerly person or event; a boorasser.
–verb
1. to harangue or annoy.
2. to tell a rambling story of interest to no one.
-noun
1. a churlish, obnoxious, or unmannerly person or event; a boorasser.
It proves to be impossible to get any work done on Mondays with my boss incessantly boorassing me about the events of the previous nights' Rock of Love episodes.
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"I'm going out with a beautiful woman tonight, she's married..."
"Fool, you better Check yourself before you wreck yourself!"
"Fool, you better Check yourself before you wreck yourself!"
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Guy 2: Seems he's got Night-before-first-day-of-school syndrome
Guy 2: Seems he's got Night-before-first-day-of-school syndrome
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