Boebert

A load of semen that has been deposited intranasally then hocked up and spit out or swallowed.

Gross! That looks like somebody's Boebert on the floor.

by Stmfitr February 19, 2021

Bobert

Proper Noun. The new nick name for a man named Robert. Look no further to feel individualized, Roberts of the world. Make sure no one takes this nick name before you do.

Hi! My name is Robert, but you may call me Bobert.

by Marc April 4, 2005

Boebert

Verb - To fail at something thoroughly by having done something incredibly stupid.

"Damn it, Lauren, you used the wiper fluid while we're driving a convertible! You really boeberted."

"I boeberted my job interview. They asked what made me leave my last job and I said my boss was a fucking idiot."

by MrZeg October 14, 2021

Boebert

The shit you take after your first cup of coffee in the morning

"Boy was that a stinky Boebert"
"One minute, I'm finishing up my Boebert"

by DrJMontana June 15, 2022

bobertia

A really juicy man with lots and lots of fishy toes. He will juice your mom on the daily. He will finesse your double chin in any way he can.

Bobertia will fish your toes

by EliseDoesUrbanDics May 23, 2018

Boeberting

The act of getting high and groped in a crowded theater.

Me and Lauren went to the theater. I broke out my vape pen, and it wasn't long until she was Boeberting me.

by ElijahKay2022 September 16, 2023

National Bobert day

Bobert is a plastic doll we pary to every year on August eighth

We start at 12 PM and say our prayer about Bobert and our favourite thing about Bobert

what day id aug 8th?
National Bobert Day!

by Hebebebebebebe August 7, 2022