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Classic Blunders

From the part in The Princess Bride where Vizzini is telling The Man in Black why he's going to lose their battle of wits and then dies.
1- Never get involved in a land war in Asia
2- Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line
"There are two classic blunders the first is never get involved in a land war in Asia, and the second is never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line!!! Ahahahaha--" death.
by unexpectedHATS October 11, 2011
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bluzie

A patch of blue in an otherwise cloudy sky
Look--a bluzie! We have some hope for a nice day.
by Dr. Foo May 21, 2008
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butt blunder

the accidental insertion of ones penis into the anal canal of a woman during sexual intercourse .
during their first romantic interlude between gus and sue, gus performed a butt blunder, and needless to say, their session terminated quite abruptly.
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blunter

A gigantic shit that completely fills the toilet and stinks to high hell
So the other day I went to the Polish deli and got one of their big meat sandwiches. This morning I took a big Polish blunter.
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Blunderbust

When you're supposed to cum (bust) on a girl's face in a porno but you miss her face or can't produce any cum at all.
Director: Ok Tyrone, now imam need you to bust oh her face.
Tyrone: alright boss- (misses her face)

Director: God fucking damn it Tyrone not another blunderbust!
by RE4LITY December 14, 2016
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blundercock

blundercock-one who completely lacks even the most basic of life skills. Usually refers to young males.
Can you believe that blundercock didn't know that you can't put metal in a microwave?

Yes, I can believe it. That boy is a total blundercock!
by BillyRayValentine March 18, 2019
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blunderrhoea

A seemingly endless series of mistakes, gaffs, blunders & fuck-ups over a very short period of time

Respect to Marina Hyde at The Guardian for creating this word
The last couple of days saw the unforced blunderrhoea of The Leader and it's fallout, demonstrating what a full-spectrum shitshow could look like and how it also stained his supporters with the same mire
by ambi_D November 6, 2021
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