blundergunt

An individual that is chronically accident prone and socially undesirable

I knew this character named CJ and my god was he a BLUNDERGUNT!

by Jimgle July 17, 2014

Classic Blunders

From the part in The Princess Bride where Vizzini is telling The Man in Black why he's going to lose their battle of wits and then dies.
1- Never get involved in a land war in Asia
2- Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line

"There are two classic blunders the first is never get involved in a land war in Asia, and the second is never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line!!! Ahahahaha--" death.

by unexpectedHATS October 11, 2011

Blando Calrissian

Any one of the majority of people in the world that have no distinguishing characteristics or traits that make them interesting or compelling. Most Blando Calrissians have little to no life ambition outside of a dull, steady job, do not understand most forms of humor apart from The Blue Collar Comedy Tour, Dane Cook, or that guy with the fucking puppets, and do not enjoy thinking about anything characterized as “deep.” A common test to identify Blando Calrissians consists of the query, “What kind of music do you like?” to which they respond, “Oh, I like everything.” They often express and/or act upon the urge to “get married and have kids” around 23 years of age. May also be referred to as “Blandos.”

Friend 1: How was Joe’s party last weekend?

Friend 2: Eh, pretty lame. Most of his friends are Blando Calrissians, so they just sat around talking about their favorite movies, like Anchorman and 28 Weeks Later. I tried to chat up one cute girl, but when I found out she wanted to be a dental hygienist and loved Nicholas Sparks novels, I totally bailed.

by yrkh8tr May 26, 2010

Blondorexia

A condition where someone has hair dyschromia; the inability to see the true color of their hair. They will often bleach it to the point where it becomes frizzy and breaks off, and still not be satisfied.

This condition often goes hand in hand with Tanorexia.

"Omg, did you see that frazzed hair? She is totally Blondorexic!"

"That's a total case of Blondorexia. It's practically white!"

by artistenoire September 25, 2008

Bluntonics

The Art of forming or rolling blunts to fit your way of rolling=

"Your blunt has a inch pinch on the end", "Your blunt ends in a skimped closed end", "My blunt is fat at the end burns slow an hits like a champ", This is Bluntonics

by Shadowking1943 April 25, 2011

butt blunder

the accidental insertion of ones penis into the anal canal of a woman during sexual intercourse .

during their first romantic interlude between gus and sue, gus performed a butt blunder, and needless to say, their session terminated quite abruptly.

by dakevster August 22, 2008

Blondophile

1. Someone who likes to date and hit on only blonde people.
2. One who prefers blondes.

1. "You freaking blondophile!"
2. "He is such a blondophile..."

by Jessy Tan September 26, 2008