blueballs

The most excruciating pain you can experience while still having your balls intact. It happens when you've had an erection for a long time, but never achieved orgasm. If your cratch brushes the slightest bit against anything, it feels like they've been hit with a hammer.

She jerked me around for a few hours, but every time I was about to blow my load, she stopped. Now I've the worst blueballs ever.

by Pimpalicious March 24, 2005

DJ Blueballs

When a DJ has a big build up playing and you think he/she is going to throw down a banger only to be disappointed when they drop a dud.

I thought he was gonna drop some hard shit there, instead DJ Blueballs threw down some weak ass shit!

by rhythmrobot September 24, 2011

Verbal Blueball

When someone (usually a woman) begins a phrase that sounds mildly intriguing, then shortly cuts off their sentence with either silence or a "never mind."

Prime example of a Verbal Blueball:

Christina: "You know, I was thinking that maybe... Nevermind."

You: "Nice fucking job Christina, you just verbally blueballed me again."

by PengBoy69 May 16, 2019

Audio blueballs

An emotional feeling you get moments after a song is turned off or changed before an amazing solo.

Dude my ipod died right before the guitar solo in sweet child o mine and i got audio blueballs!

by shawncm1 May 11, 2011

emotional blueballs

When your crush seems interested but shoots you down when you finally profess your love.

man 1: I thought she liked me but turns out I'm just a "friend".
man 2: Ouch.. You okay bro?
man 1: I'm alright, but I have a serious case of emotional blueballs.

by acatlin December 18, 2009

blueballs

a condition where your balls (testicles) ache. Occurs after a few days of abstinance or after being very sexually aroused for a period of time without coming to orgasm.

I've got blueballs today, I haven't blown a load in 5 days.

My live-in was just playin' with me last night; when I was ready to mount her she said no and went to sleep! I got sooo blueballed I jerked off on her back.

by Jake February 20, 2004

blueballing

to ditch, leave in the dust, break plans, hose, etc.

You totes blueballed me last night! Where were you?

by McCulloch Mailroom August 12, 2005