Blue Waffle

Satan embodied
For more info consult Google

I no longer believe in a higher power.
Why?
Blue Waffle.
Oh.

by I.R.Cummings April 25, 2016

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A fuzzy diseased waffle that appears blue in color. Often mistaken for a vagina

Blue waffles taste good with extra syrup

by Bloowafflezyumm2 May 12, 2010

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Slang for a vaginal infection. People will dare each other to Google the phrase and click "I'm Feeling Lucky" to create a non-visual shock in the victim.

The official definition: A vaginal infection or battering of the vagina.

Douchebag: Heheh *snifflesnort* Google "Blue Waffles" and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky". *snort snort sniff drool*

Victim: Ok... *click click click* OH MY GOD!

Douchebag: Heheheh *snifflesnort* Owned!

by Hardened Victim of Mean Pranks February 21, 2010

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A fake disease that suggests women who are sexually active are at risk of getting and passing on a blue tinged genitally deforming std.

Debunked here: womenshealthfoundationdotorg/2011/08/08/the-blue-waffles-myth/

Jake said he had seen a girl he was going to fuck with a bad case of blue waffles on the weekend. But he is full of shit. It doesn't exist only in photoshop. What a dumbass.

by VoiceOreason April 27, 2015

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This is a physical action where a body part is twisted until it has lost circulation and turns blue. A fly swatter is then used to slap the area until a waffle mark is imprinted. Usually requires two people.

Harry: I've got the flu swatter
Sally: ok, I've started turning blue here from the lack of circulation
Harry: *swats*
Sally: we just made a really nice blue waffle

by deejay_steve June 03, 2018

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