Brovermind

The hivemind of bros that exists around the world. The Brovermind is a belief that all bros are connected through their brohemianism. The Brovermind is an evolution of the Overmind from Starcraft.

Bro #1 WE ARE LEGION. SUBMIT TO THE BROVERMIND
Bro #2 WE ARE LEGION. SUBMIT TO THE BROVERMIND
Bro #3 WE ARE LEGION. SUBMIT TO THE BROVERMIND
Bro #4 WE ARE LEGION. SUBMIT TO THE BROVERMIND
Bro #5 WE ARE LEGION. SUBMIT TO THE BROVERMIND

by pelican95 September 30, 2010

Catches the blower

Is boring or disappointing. Always followed by a suggestion of a more interesting activity.

This catches the blower. Let's go get some waffles.

by Aaron Karp November 3, 2006

Nova Scotian Snow Blower

When a two people place nostrils (the openings) against each other. One person then blows air into the persons nose. This air can either transferred back to the first partner. Or the partner receiving it can release the air out of there mouth.

me: Bro, do you want to have a Nova Scotian Snow Blower with me?
James: Hell no! i dont want you snot in my nose!

by zspin1 July 14, 2014

Blower

Gun

I keep that blower on me homie.

by WolfJames December 12, 2019

boverdose

A boverdose is similar to overdose on drugs, only this time the so called drug is actually the hilarious brilliance of the comedian Bo Burnham.

Dylan: Have you laughed today?
Me: Yeah, I just boverdosed.
Dylan: I told you about Bo Burnham
Me: I know.

by gingersnappppper October 26, 2011

boversimplification

An oversimplification of a point, concept, or idea, blatantly ignoring all normal rational reasoning processes and glossing over critical facts and nuances to futilely rebut a salient point with a banal, insipid non-response that not only adds nothing of value to the conversation but actually detracts and obfuscates, making everyone who heard it/read it slightly dumber.

It's reminiscent of talking to a cow, or some other ruminant animal that lacks higher brain functioning. Bovine level intellect + oversimplification = boversimplification.

Joe: "The Yankees may sign Kevin Towers to an advisory position. His experience in the game should be a big plus to the front office. Despite a small budget hamstringing his ability to bring in and keep elite talent, he built several good quality teams in San Diego. Luckily, however, he won't be in an authority position so he won't have final say on anything."

Lanny: "towers sucks. do u remember the the padres ever winning??? this move is dumb"

Joe: "That's classic boversimplification. Sure, Towers doesn't have a perfect track record, but who does? He's still a respected hire who adds way more than he subtracts. How can you be so obtuse?"

Lanny: "..."

by Archimedes Torquemada January 25, 2010

Land Brover

The car, or other land vehicle, you and your bros travel around in, transporting you all between your crazy bro adventures.
Certainly helps if said vehicle was made by Land Rover

May also be referred to as a bromobile

Me and the lads took the land brover all over the city looking for some chicken

The trusty land brover

Good ol' land brover

Get your hands off our land brover bitch

by rzhhhh June 14, 2011