broken bloomer

A broken bloomer is a person whose been broken a lot of times and has real trust issues. A broken bloomer has a hard time in life and would die for people who wouldn’t care at all. The broken bloomer dreams of bright futures but has a hard time believing in them. Always wears a fake smile around people but is broken inside and it’s often seen on them.

Person 1: Hey you know that guy over there he seems a little weird often?
Person 2: Can’t you see he’s obviously a broken bloomer.
Person 1: What’s a broken bloomer?
Person 2: A broken bloomer is a broken person who wants people to be happy but really can’t be happy themselves and loves people that don’t care.
Person 1: Damn that’s hard.

by A real broken bloomer November 20, 2019

bloomberg

To take something away, or ban it; to deprive a large group of people something simply because you don't like it.

A large sugary soft drink has too many calories, so in NY they bloomberged it. ban block remove prohibit

by JoezWaleZ March 21, 2013

Blooper reel

The sequence at the end of a show on TV that shows the bloopers, or mistakes, made while on the set of a TV show recording.

As seen on "Fresh Prince of Bell-Air":
"...and I just (inunderstandable mumbling). Congratulations, you just made the blooper reel!"

by TV Show Producer June 13, 2005

da bloop d blam

When somebody pulls the okey-doke shuffle, or "pulls a fast one" ie: distracts the seller, in order to make off with the goods.

Bitch pulled the ol da bloop d blam on me, ima get her back tho watch!

by Asheir2theC February 5, 2018

bloomer biscuit

Another word for a female vagina.

Man check out that woman there. Yeah I would like to butter her bloomer biscuit. Wouldn't you?

by pantyteamaster May 10, 2009

Orlando Bloom

An AVERAGE looking person who DOESN'T want to have purses,pins,pens,bookmarks,clothes and lipstick with his name/picture on them. He needs to move to Russia to get away from those scary, lifeless fangirls.

All the girls were screaming and fighting over an orlando bloom poster.

by guest drone #89 December 10, 2004

Apple Bloom

A fictional character in the tv show "My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic" she is a filly who has yet to get her cutie mark, is in the club "The Cutie Mark Crusaders", is friends with scootaloo and sweetie belle

Guy 1"have you seen mlp?"

Guy 2" yea apple bloom is best pony!"

Guy 1" ... "

by Super-Brony September 3, 2012