bloofer

a (female) vampire; most probably from a child's mispronunciation of beautiful as in 'bloofer lady'

"the child... gave as his reason for being away that a 'bloofer lady' had asked him to come for a walk... The wounds seem such as might be made by a rat or a small dog..." (Bram Stoker, 'Dracula', Ch. XIII)

by Khuy-n-inpw June 10, 2009

Freeway Blogger

An individual, usually mentally unstable, who spends time coming up with clever terms like "Chimpeach" to attempt to make half-baked political statements. Usually the individual lives off of inheritance while driving around in his truck placing silly signs everywhere. He typically suffers from delusions of grandeur as well as severe narcissism.

Guy: Hey, did you see that sign the Freeway Blogger put up?
Gal: I sure did.
Guy: Did it change your mind about impeaching the President?
Gal: No. It just made me realize there are people with too much time on their hands.

by Anonymous510 March 3, 2008

cold blooded female

This is a type of independent, free thinking type of woman. She is not ruled by emotions. She is ruled by her own intellect and her own wants. She isn't emotional and can tell the truth straight up so blunt and honestly without considering your feelings. She's about her own and earning her trust and loyalty is something you must do. She's cold like winter until you give her reason to be be warm.

I tried asking Jessica out last night, and she straight up told me she would rather stay home and spend time with her dog than be seen in public with me. That is a cold blooded female.

by anneshirley July 4, 2011

Freeway Blogger

A spineless narcissist who litters the California freeways with asinine political statements that reflect his severely fractured psyche. His inflated sense of importance and self worth are simply covers for his cowardly nature. Instead of standing by his signs, he chooses to avoid criticism by tucking his tail between his legs and scampering off.

The Freeway Blogger talks a big game, but everyone knows he's a cowardly pussy.

by JackSilver March 13, 2008

gutter blogger

A member of the blogging niche that writes, reads, and discusses topics related to relationships, sex, kink, sexual perversity. Basically, really enjoys talking about… fucking.

I follow a few gutter bloggers, they really helped me spice things up in our bedroom!

- Have you read Dave's latest post?
- No, I'm at work, and he's a gutter blogger - definitely NSFW! I'll check it out in the evening.

by India Sapio December 9, 2012

Blooze

Post-booze blues.

The depression that hits the day after a heavy night drinking.

I'm not hungover, I just have the blooze.

by S. FROST July 12, 2018

bloomer fan

the hardcore can-can pantyfan. They like to show off the extent of their fanness, and exist to be seen by who they fan after and also other fans. They are often showy, decorative, and ubiquitous.

"I'm such a bloomer fan for Imogen Heap that I made this sparkly t-shirt with her face on it and am going to wear it while chained to her mailbox so all the press comes to cover my hunger strike and in so doing promote Immi because I am her number one fan!" said the bloomer fan.

by JoyTKP September 28, 2006