blob snob

A man who refuses to sleep with his partner when she's on the rag

Example:

You're such a blob snob, don't you know I'm horny!!!

by The Spike February 22, 2007

Orange Blob Day

February 24 of every year it’s orange blob day

It’s Orange Blob Day!

by xdremagrepus February 24, 2021

Nothing Moves The Blob

kickass quote of X-Men villain The Blob.

Nothing Moves the Blob...nothing!

by The Blob January 28, 2005

blobfish

a fucking amazing creature that was made for me

wow a blobfish is amazing

by chickenblobfish April 24, 2019

blimbguine

A portmanteau of the best spaghett in existence, linguine, and an expression denoting an excellent event - namely limbs (or it's further accentuated cousin blimbs). This denotes a more extreme situation in which the theoretical celebratory arm movements are more excitable and erratic.

Q: Yo brosephine, how's it hanging
A: Everything is truly blimbguine my good man

by Blimbus Dumbledore April 3, 2019

NOTB: Not on the blob

When a girl wears tight white trousers or a really short skirt on a night out she is definitely NOTB not on the blob (period)

Hey mate that girls so fit and she's definitely NOTB: not on the blob. Get stuck in boy

by Wixo August 29, 2017

Blobjob

To receive a blowjob from a woman whom you would not normally think to be attractive. And not caring. Usually due to Inebriation

Gary- Hey, seen you leave the lodge last night with some fugly one
John- Yeah, got the blobjob though!!
(high five, followed by awkward silence)

by crash-2-burn April 4, 2010