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sub-saharan blockade

When a group of Sub-Saharan, black, kids walk hella show in the hallway with all their niggas, and decide to take up the whole hallway. They may or may not do this unintentionally, but make the hallway impassable.
Teacher "Why are you late to class?"
Student "I got caught behind a Sub-Saharan Blockade"
by Ohabthearab June 24, 2016
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Cock blockade

A wall of males, similar to a small row of Roman legions, who take it within themselves to cock block all and every attempt of approaching males to contact a girl in their 20 foot radius. Usually seen in a nightclub setting, this phenomena is practiced mostly by men sporting sunglasses regardless of a lack of lighting.

Connected to the set of rules and guidelines known as "chivalry a-la-Jersey Shore", this act is accepted by guidos and guido aficionados in Jersey and Dearborn, Michigan.
Bro-cuz, this cat obviously can't tell by the amount of gel in our hair that the five girls standing eight feet away from us are our jurisdiction. Lets rally our 3 wallah bro-troops, put on our sunglasses, and enforce this cock blockade.
by MuckFichigan? January 7, 2011
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German Blockade

The German Blockade is a Swift Move, Requires lots of skill, But! here it is Once Your Friend Or Enemy is sleeping, You Yank down your pants in excitment and Sqeeze a load (Bust a Nut) into their Closed eye socket; once your Friend or enemy wake up their Eye will be blocked Shut; Thus giving them a German Blockade!
Chuck: Hey Kevin I gave your Girlfriend a German Blockade!
Scott: NO WAY!
Ross: YES, He did , I Watched it!
by Charlesss May 31, 2007
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Blackadder ending

An ending to a show that's over the top. Refers to the ending of Blackadder BBC televsion show where all of the main characters were poisoned at the end, including the poisoner.
by Alfie The Hormdog October 25, 2012
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Blockade

Non-specific, preemptive block, preventing a "wah" for the entire statement. (See definitions of block and wah)
Bob: "BLOCKADE. This hot dog is way too big! It almost got stuck in my throat like three times. I just can't swallow things this big anymore.:

Gary: "Nice Blockade, Bob."
by Israel Lombardozi February 3, 2003
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Cock Blockade

When a group of people (usually friends) gang up on you and "block" you from having sex with a woman. It is different than cock block in the fact that it involves multiple people.
(Open door with girlfriend to find all my friends)

Me: Dammit! It's a cock blockade!
by Caseyds620 December 16, 2010
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Blockalkers

Blockade Walkers- people who walk incredibly slowly shoulder to shoulder on a walkway and make it impossible for you to pass.
I was so late to class because of all the blockalkers that I stabbed one of them!
by sk8terboi_12 April 9, 2009
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