bobbitization

To remove the sexual organ of a male human

His wife got so angry after he cheated on her that she committed a bobbitization.

by gigi q November 8, 2007

bobbitisation

the procedure of cutting the sexual organs from a man with a rusty knife without previous training while he sleeps.

whoa, check out that girl.. does she look like a dead cert for a bobbitisation freak or what?

by head of penguinisation May 12, 2004

bobbitt

Verb describing penile amputation, especially when carried out by an amateur and soon followed by ejection of said organ out the window of a moving car. After the operation carried out by Lorena Bobbitt on her husband John Wayne Bobbitt.

You think you're a great lover boy, don't you? Well, if you don't swear blind you'll leave my wife alone, I'll bobbitt you!

by Fearman August 14, 2007

Lorena Bobbit Smoothie

When a girl chops off a guy's penis because she's pissed, puts it in a blender, and feeds it to the guy's goldfish.

Special thanks to Jen for this idea.

You should stop fooling around. I'm afraid of getting a Lorena Bobbit smoothie.

by Lukas Becker June 18, 2008

Lorena Bobbitt

An abused woman who finally snapped. She was verbally, emotionally, and physically abused by her psycho ex-Marine husband; one night after he raped her, she got a carving knife and cut off half of his penis. She was found not guilty due to insanity; her husband spent the rest of his worthless life working mediocre jobs including: wannabe porn star, limo driver, and tow truck operator...oh, yeah and beating his other girlfriends/fiancees.

1) Lorena Bobbitt brought the problem of marital rape to national attention.

2) If you guys abuse your girls, they may pull a Lorena Bobbitt on you.

by Bastard Deserved It December 14, 2010

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Elaina Bobbit caught John Wayne Bobbit with his pants down, so she decided to grab his weenee and bobbit! <sword is for illustrative purposes only>

by Mike Bozdog June 24, 2006

Blobbin

1. To sit or lay down and not move while being incredibly intoxicated.

2. Being worthless for an extended period of time while your friends are actually doing something.

3. Being a piece of shit and not moving with a bag of cheetos in one hand and a hot McChicken in the other hand.

"Hey Doc, quit blobbin and get your fat ass out of that chair and socialize."

by DBC, The Franchise, and that dirty red headed bitch June 23, 2006