Blizzard

a violent storm of blood and jizz

The girl kicked me in the balls as I was about to come. She got a blizzard right in the face.

by Cleveland, Puncher of Donkeys April 11, 2010

Blizzard

A lizard with a Bee in its mouth

"I got stung by that blizzard"

by TMB June 17, 2003

Blizzard

1) An storm involving mass amounts of snow, sometimes including ice and hail.
2) A videogame company who have won numerous awards and continue to keep their spot as one of the best gaming companies ever.

"Blizzard? No school... shoveling? Fuck you, mom."
"...Who wants to play StarCraft...?"

by Wing_Sun October 11, 2003

Blizzard

The act of being so high that you feel like you are in an intense blizzard with high mph winds which hence makes you squint your eyes so much.

Dude....I am so blizzard right now!

I know this is some otha shit.

by zebunnanna December 20, 2009

Blizzard

Derogatory term for caucasians, frequently used in PC Seattle by Koreans. See also white out and cracker.

Waiter 1: Hey Wan Yu, could you grab me a bread board?

Waiter 2: No way, blizzard, you've oppressed us enough (resumes hitting on hostess.)

by eminem November 6, 2004

Blizzard

Mitch Kents favorite snack

Mitch weighs 400 lbs. from eating too many blizzards

by jumbo September 26, 2003

Blizzard

1.Cocaine, See Snow..
2. Very Good Cocaine That
Corey Likes To Sniff.

Mullins: Hey Looks Like There's a Blizzard Today

Corey: Where At?

Mullins: In You're Nose Player

by BoBoTheHoe July 21, 2005