blizzard

1. A company unable to complete maintenance on time.
2. A company manned by a jolly fat man with a snowy white beard (patch days only).

Blizzard finally completed their maintenance 2 hours after their scheduled completion time.

"Like omg!111one dude! blizz4rd r3leased patch111oneone GANK GANK GANK"

by World of Warcraft Forums April 17, 2005

Blizzard

A Warcraft III spell used by the human hero "Arch Mage".

I hope that AM doesnt cast blizzard on my mass archers!

by www.eternalsoldiers.net July 26, 2003

Blizzard

Performing oral sex on a male or female with an ice cube in your mouth.

Suzie decided to give Petey a blizzard last night after his team lost.

by Fresh Money April 11, 2010

blizzard

A lot of cocaine, typically over a quarter ounce (two eight balls).

Let's roll out to Calvin's pad, I hear there is going to be a blizzard sweeping through the place.

by MofoSam June 9, 2003

Blizzard

1.A very strong storm.
2.What your homie says to you when he's blowed and has been listening to too many Snoop Dogg albums.

1."An storm involving mass amounts of snow is coming this way, fellas"!
2."Yo dawg, I am blizzard like a lizard!" - Snoop Dogg listening friend who is currently blowed

by SuperSonicX September 18, 2005

Blizzard

Canadian hurricane.

"It's a blizzard outside, eh?!"

by Extreme Canadian January 16, 2017

blizzard

When you skeet in a bitch's ass then she farts and it all flies out.

Goddamn! That bitch gave me a blizzard in the middle of August

by Tryshavingho April 19, 2006