Blitz

Devouring a fat ass meal under 5-10 minutes

"I just blitzed the shit outta that burger"

by blitzmaster April 11, 2021

Blitz

In the event one has a bowel movement so monstrous (and is unfortunately on the go, not near a public bathroom) that no other word is fit to describe the intense urgency and sheer pain it poses to the lower abdomen, blitz is used to punctuate this truly craptastic situation. It is a verb.

"I GOTTA BLITZ!"

"Is the reason you're holding my hand so hard because you have to blitz?"

by The Noon July 9, 2012

Blitz

When you nut inside yo girl by accident, it’s commonly referred to as blitzing.

Yo, last night I blitzed inside my girl and she had to take a Plan B

by bigdealio98 December 20, 2017

Blitz

A term used by gangster's in London to describe an automatic fire-arm such as a MAC-10.

"I got da blitz in my waist"
"ill blitz dem boy down fam"

by rknor March 10, 2015

Blitz

When a guy is with a group of 5 or more girls and no other guys, he is said to be "blitzable". Another guy should then blitz him by tackling him to the ground.

Girls can be blitzed as well. This is not as common and is called a "party" by some.

Some people also argue that a guy only needs to be surrounded by 4 or more girls to be considered "blitzable."

Joe is sitting at a table of all girls. Someone should go blitz him!

by allowachick February 20, 2011

Blitz

A sexual word in which the male rushes into his partner's rear end, causing severe pain if in the anal.

Last night when we were having sex, I snuck a blitz on her.

by Jacob April 7, 2005

Blitz

When a bag head manages to kill you on call of duty 4

player1: "I'm gonna blitz you up"
player2:"omg you got blitzed!"
player3: "pwnt"

by VertRaxX February 24, 2010