dry blastoff

The act of receiving an aggresive, juicy orgasm without the use of any lubricant.

I gave Kevin a dry blastoff last night and he totally loved it"

by Da aids December 24, 2014

freddie bristow

The best person in the world also known as god

Freddie bristow is god

by I don’t know April 19, 2018

Cum Guzzling Twat Blister

A dirty bitch who sleeps with many people, is painful to be around, only like's to associate with people when she benefits from a situation, has a few friends but thinks she's prettier then them and talks shit about them behind their back, constantly looks in the mirror, has to reapply makeup every 5 minutes, is always fishing for compliments from anyone who will talk to her, is a shitty person, narcissistic, self absorbed, egotistical, conceited, selfish, more annoying them a Hemorrhoid, and acts like a big Twat.

Look at Raven clinging on that guy because she thinks he has money and will take her home. She's worse then a gold digger, she's acting like a Cum Guzzling Twat Blister!

by SassyJax01 May 20, 2011

Ass-Bisto

Pronounced Ahhhh-sss-Bisto. The gravy like substance fired down the cold ceramic of a toilet. Usually credited to a dodgy curry, it often leaves ringsting to the unlucky recipient and whilst in full flow will echo the sounds of a machine gun being fired into a pond.

This is one gravy train nobody wants a ticket to ride and will arrive without any schedule.

Ohhhh lord of mercy that curry has given me Ass-Bisto, I'd give it 5 before you attack that bathroom

by Gooch_goblin November 26, 2018

Tinder Blister

A cold sore HSV 1 or Genital Herpes HSV-2 that manifests approximately one week after a Tinder date and is immortal, due to Tindering.

“I think that bitch Crystal from Tinder gave me a Tinder Blister.

by SHAWN S0L0 January 15, 2019

Sister with a blister

1. Referring to a female that is known to have a sexually transmitted (venereal) disease.

Dude, I'm going to ask Dolores out next Saturday.

Don't do it man! She is the Sister with a blister!

Man, she is so HOT! Can't belive she is the sister with a blister.

by nczn February 15, 2010

blistex

The thick,waxy,minty substance that is caked on the lips. Usually leaving a ring that extends beyond the mouth. You know you have that one friend who is absolutely addicted and obsessed with it.

There she goes again caking on the blistex, you would think her lips are gonna fall off or something without it.

by Ello Ki-ee May 20, 2006