Title adopted by a little fat twat who considers himself the most important person in his home town. The rotund monarch waddles slowly around wearing homosexual sandals, shorts and shades. His Queen is a repulsive dragon with teeth like surfboards. She doesn't understand a word you say because the massive weight of the teeth causes stress in the brain. The royal couple are universally despised and are frequently the victims of monkeyish pranks.
Flobule: Dad, what time are we going to Asda?
Dad: Don't know. I'll have to ask the King of West Bridgford. You need his permission to do things.
Flobule: That's right. We must respect our leader.
Dad: Don't know. I'll have to ask the King of West Bridgford. You need his permission to do things.
Flobule: That's right. We must respect our leader.
by Lumpbag May 29, 2009
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Blingtard is a contraction of bling and retard. And is a response to the over abundance of bling on some persons, thinking that more is allways better.
This word originates from the virtual world Second Life, where one subculture is white boy gangster wannebe's Role Playing gangsters with to much Bling. But since the Bling in RL is getting to absurd levels, the word is starting to being used for RL bling retards as well.
This word originates from the virtual world Second Life, where one subculture is white boy gangster wannebe's Role Playing gangsters with to much Bling. But since the Bling in RL is getting to absurd levels, the word is starting to being used for RL bling retards as well.
Dude, look at that blingtard.
by MrFrans September 28, 2006
Get the blingtard mug.The act of taking a poo across someones eyes when they are passed out so when they wake up they try to get whatever it is off their eyes and just smear it everywhere so they cant see.
by Cody Wilson (loc) June 25, 2006
Get the mexican blindfold mug.Blindfold Bumpers is a game where you go out to a field with a bunch of friends, put on a blindfold, spin around and yell 'GO.' Whoever crashes with another person first wins.
by Dybdahller February 22, 2010
Get the Blindfold Bumpers mug.The act of placing one's scrotum across the bridge of another person's nose so that one testicle drops neatly into each of the victim's eye sockets. Frequently used as punishment for people who pass out drunk at parties. Loosely related to teabagging.
When I saw Jane passed out on the floor, my immediate instinct was to drop my pants and give her the ol' Toledo blindfold.
by Captain Annoying December 14, 2008
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A more derogatory way to refer to someone as a tool.
Can also be used as an inside joke nickname for another person.
Origin: From the South Side of Chicago neighborhood Mount Greenwood. The word is derived from the name of the tool company on the TV show "Home Improvement" (Binford Tools)
A more derogatory way to refer to someone as a tool.
Can also be used as an inside joke nickname for another person.
Origin: From the South Side of Chicago neighborhood Mount Greenwood. The word is derived from the name of the tool company on the TV show "Home Improvement" (Binford Tools)
by Dave Losso December 5, 2007
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