Gold Bless America

US Corporations are emerging as the new religion of the 21st century. Bow before the alter of finance, power, greed and corruption - where monetary policy replaces prayer, and redemption arrives only when Wall Street results exceed analysts' expectations.

CFO: "If we can successfully promote 3,800 full time staff to the Adaptive-NS contract position of consultant resource specialist before the end of the year, we should easily beat the street, and I have every expectation this will be reflected in the common stock - well before the "B" Options expiration's date."

CEO: "That means a bonus equivalent of almost 25 million before the end of the year? Am I correct?"

CFO: "Yes sir. Indeed, you are correct."

CEO: "Well then, let's get those staff "promotions" completed before the holidays. Can you do that?"

CFO: "Yes sir. I already have a meeting scheduled with HR."

CEO: "Gold Bless America!"

by HR Adaptive-NS Consultant October 13, 2009

Blessington

Better than a blessing, almost a miracle but something that is so good and is priceless.

Ace: Dude! I just got a $500 gift card to Apple!
Ned: That's a Blessington!!

by solvemc2 February 23, 2014

Blessed Dome

When a girl is giving you head, and It's so good, that it feels like your ascending into heaven.

Alexa is a dime piece, I also heard that she gives out that blessed dome.

by maxmed623 January 19, 2017

Blessed be the fruit

A sigh of relief after a taking a large fragrant shit

Wow, took me a lot of work to pass that huge turd, blessed be the fruit.

by Sidney's natural resources August 2, 2019

Blessy

Blessy is very shy at first but when you get to know her She is a very nice girl. She has a good sense of humour and she laughs a lot, but no one really know she's sad, for short blessy is so secretive too. And she's kind, generous, loving, caring, and she's happy when she see people happy. She's also very dramatic and emotional. Sometimes she's kinda childish. She has skills too!

Classmate: hey Blessy, can i have food? Pleasseee.....
Blessy: hmmm, okay :)
Classmate: yay :}
Blessy: Youre welcome:
Classmate: (nomnom) oh yeah thank you Blessy! Youre so generous:))

Hey blessy is here and that means FOOD

by loveeaaahh August 4, 2019

🙏 BLESS 🙏

Kangels favorites words!!!!

I love my fans! 🙏 BLESS 🙏

by 7amegachi7 November 16, 2022

Blesson

The combination of a Blessing and a Lesson. A life experience that shows up as a challenge and then realized as both a lesson and a blessing

That challenge of Life was such a blesson!!

by justdug May 30, 2010