beagle

A Homosapien of the female variety, native particularly to Sydney, Australia, but found in all big cities, that possesses a sniffer-dog like ability to ascertain who is in possession of Cocaine. Never carries the drug herself, but is more than willing to consume that which is carried by others. Often found congregating with other beagles.

Dude, you're not going to belive it but the beagle is here, I just burnt half a fucking bag in one trip to the disabled shitter.

by NahSorryWe'reOut August 20, 2008

Beagle 2

British-built Mars lander, launched by the European Space Agency in 2003 on the Mars Express spacecraft. Designed to investigate the possibilities of water and life at the landing site of Isidis Planita.

"Beagle 2 is not a rover, it stays in one spot."

by Patteroast January 26, 2004

ginger beagle

name for a red/orange haired person. the same as ranga.

Go fetch ur penis ginger beagle.

Tommy: *throws ball* Go fetch, ginger beagle!

by neonLighting August 30, 2010

Beagled

To be banned from an online forum for no other reason than breaking all the rules

My name's Beagle
I'm the man
You've been banned
For too much SPAM..

by The Masked Avenger December 11, 2003

Beagled

To be very slow and lethargic

I'm totally beagled

by Thebeaglehaslanded April 29, 2010

Beagle-Smack

To hit a sexual partner in the back of the head with a 16 oz. can of dog food while barking like a beagle.

I can't believe we walked in on dad beagle-smacking the dog walker again. What a waste of Alpo.

by boy-girl May 22, 2011

Shneagle Beagle

really anything you want it to mean.

i just rolled the fattest SHNEAGLE BEAGLE
i hate you, you fucking SHNEAGLE BEAGLE
that is so SHNEAGLE BEAGLE

by Rebel17 February 15, 2008