Blasterbation

To masturbate, and just before reaching climax, pinch the tip of the penis until semen bursts out.

I hurt my dick during blasterbation

by HolyGrayell December 23, 2010

blasturbate

v. process of excessive masturbating

Sho could not help but blasturbate all day long.

by gina February 18, 2003

Elasterbate

(v) to use a waistband from your underwear to masterbate.

Jimmy was looking to pick up someone, but had no choice but to elasterbate when he got back to his room.

by just some dood January 28, 2010

Basturbate

Basturbate (Baa-sturbate): Masturbating to pictures of and / or live sheep while Baa'ing aloud at the peak of climax.

Timmy, go clean the stable I basturbated all over the ceiling this afternoon.

by Poyeasfy October 4, 2010

Blasterbating

Furiously masturbating, red-faced, sweating, and often with both hands.

Roger: Man, my cock is sore this morning.
Jerry: Were you masturbating again last night?
Roger: Bro, I wasn't just masturbating, I was blasterbating.
Jerry: Sweet Jesus.

by Cyril Figgis April 13, 2014

blasterball

the single greatest game ever invented

Boy1- I'm gonna go play some Blasterball

Boy2- I just turned homosexual

by Dacks December 30, 2007

banasterbate

When someone (usually a female) uses a banana as a dildo.

Jaime loves to buy the biggest bananas for banasterbatory purposes.
Only Chuck Norris can banasterbate without a banana.

by nydavid12345 November 6, 2013