Blacko

Scottish word meaning someone of generally poor hygiene, smell and/or social standing.

"Chantelle fae Galston is a pure blacko man."

by 123tothe4 February 21, 2009

blackolade

An expression of praise, respect, or positive acknowledgement made by a black person, typically directed at a white person.

"I got mad blackolades for wearing my green New Balance trainers to the Pete Rock show"

by Toomuchflystyles May 20, 2008

Blagojeviching

1. a scandalous person
2. to damage or cheapen
3. selling ones senate seat.... which is ILLEGAL!

senator Blagojevich had been Blagojeviching the seat of senator Obama

by AAAAAAZZZZZZ January 9, 2009

Blackout Effect

The blackout effect occurs when a person gets verbally destroyed and the brain has no retort. Due to this, the brain goes into "blackout" mode where the brain shuts down temporarily and the person becomes unresponsive for several seconds.

Noticeable symptoms of "blackout" consists of: nausea, quivering of lips, confusion, awkward eye shifting, and mind blown.

Dick Masterson: Women line up to date guys like me.

Fat lady: I don't see any women lined at all! I don't see any women lined up to you and I would definitely by at the end of that line.

Dick Masterson: Well, if you hit the treadmill a little more you'd be at the front.
...
...*Blackout Effect*
...
Dick Masterson: What was that?

Fat lady: ..I didn't hear you because I'm sure it was something stupid and I'm glad I didn't hear you.

by Amp10 May 29, 2011

Social Blackout

Deactivating social networking profiles for e.g Facebook which connects you with your friends for temporary period just to stay isolated is known as Social Blackout. Extreme Social Blackouts results in switching off the cellphone or worst case scenario going to a place without telling anyone for temporary period of time.

Michelle: Where were you yesterday? I dropped a lot of text messages, even your facebook profile was deactivated. Is everything alright?
Jim: Don't worry. I'm alright now. A thought was troubling my head from so long so i gone for a Social Blackout.
Michelle: Baby, you can ask me to come over. You know i got so much worried about you.

by Reet Awwsum August 12, 2013

global blackout

When a large women sits on your face naked

She was at least 30 stone, when she sat on my face it was like there was a global blackout, I will never recover from the smell of her anus, my nose was right up her ass

by mitch00uk April 6, 2015

Blago

"A hairstyle characterized by a large clump of hair in the middle but short on the sides"

"I asked my barber to give me the old Blago"

by nycesq January 27, 2009