blaghoal

the place where you are banished if you offend the Gate Keeper or the Gate Cleaner. You must roll your age on one 6 sided die to escape. If you go over your age, then you must start over.

I was minding my own business when out of no where the Gate Cleaner banished me to the Blaghoal...I spent 3 days trying to get out.

by gatecleaner October 16, 2009

Bagholder

A bag holder is a trader who buys a certain stock at its peak cost. The trader believes that the stock will rebound and increase in value, so they keep on holding onto the stock. The stock will most likely never reach the price the trader bought it at so, the trader ends up losing money. This phrase became popular when some members of the subreddit r/wallstreetbets bought GME at $300 and AMC at $20. These certain members continue to talk about how their investments will rebound and even make them money even though this will never happen.

Jeff: Did you know that Jimmy bought GME at $300. He is still holding onto it. He thinks it will go to $1000
Greg: Damn, Jimmy is a bagholder.

by Infernoflame May 12, 2021

blagoed

To fuck up and get caught by the feds on tape in the midst of a criminal conspiracy.

Named after Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich.

Man, back in 92 I was running smack and stolen rifles in from Tijuana and I didn't realize the Feds had me blagoed. They had my crib, my car, and my woman wired for sound. I did 8 years at Marion because of it.

by IrishPirate December 19, 2008

Blagoj

The dude you call when you get jumped by 4 frat boys. He's extremly reliable, as in he can deliver a nice ass ass wooping. A person who has his hair styled as if he's the 80's, but you know damn well he's Alexander the Great's lost grandgrandchild so that man ancient.

Ay man, this dude smoked 7 blunts im a row yesterday at Jamal's party.
- God damn what a Blagoj

by vanvelon July 12, 2017

blagojevate

Pronounced: bla-goy-ya-vate

To consistently spew utter nonsense with blatant disregard to fact.

I blagojevate on a regular basis because my life is one big lie.

by blagojevate January 29, 2009

bloghole

Someone that talks, tweets, and acts poorly in a blog. A bloghole follows another blog just to get a "follow back;" then unfollows immediately after the pay out (happens often on Twitter). A bloghole blogs with the intention of becoming popular or "making it big" (do we know anyone that has happened to?). A bloghole comments just to get you to follow them.

"You just blog about your tawdry affairs to get attention ... you are such a bloghole!"

"'Great post. Follow me back @.....' - said by every bloghole known to mankind."

by hchristenas September 11, 2012

bagholding

holding an investment instrument just after it plummeted hoping for a recovery

- you bought GME at $480, are you still bagholding?

- this is the way

by ChaosMcKinnon March 8, 2021