Bladder Olympics

The act of not urinating for a very long period of time after the urge arises. Most commonly happens when online someplace interactive because you dont want to miss anything by going to the bathroom.

Said by some to "expand" bladder capacity.

IM: Yhatcha Doin

RE: Nuttin - well, still doin Bladder Olympics

IM: Dude! - didnt you drink like 4 cups of coffee?

RE: Yup (BOOM!) <dies of exploded bladder>

by Streigh June 24, 2009

Bladder Blocker

A bladder blocker is one of those ner do well friends and associates who seem to think that it's welcome and approrprate to intercept you need to urinate and they stop you outside the bathroom door at the worst possible moment.

Related to: Dump Blocker

What's with that butthead, everytime I have the urge he has to bladder block me!

Freaking Bladder Blocker! Next time I'm just going to smile and pee on his foot how's that for warm and fuzzy!

by ilookmarvlus January 6, 2012

Bladder Buster

When you are getting utterly railed with your legs over said males shoulders and he plows you so hard he bruises your bladder causing you to then go to the ER due to urinating blood.

YO...my fuck buddy gave me a bladder Buster last night.

by BLADDERBUSTER666 November 26, 2020

bladder contraction

This is a cold weather problem. Everything contracts when it gets cold, including the bladder.

Ever notice that the urge to take a piss dramatically increases when you step out into the cold?

Yeah, I better take a piss before I go leave, it's cold as hell outside, I don't want to have bladder contraction issues.

by Charles_U_Farley March 12, 2011

Bladder Baby

When your bladder is so full you look a little pregnant.

"haha check out my bladder baby, i just downed like a liter of water and 2 ensure!"

by Jessiica--! January 28, 2009

Bladder Buddy

Someone who shares the same elimination cycle as you and whom you see regularly at the adjacent urinal.

Also: Bowel Buddy

Hey, Frank, you're becoming a regular bladder buddy since you passed that kidney stone.

by Ben Cain September 6, 2007

bladder splatter

When someone has to pee so bad their bladder literaly explodes.

"Dude, I gotta pee soo bad I'm gonna have a bladder splatter!"

by Melissa January 6, 2004