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Blacknoser

(v) A corporate stooge who is a slave to his Blackberry in order to appear super dedicated to the company. Will send texts and e-mails to his boss and co-workers at all hours of the day to prove he is invaluable.

Inspired by the word 'brown-noser', someone whose nose is brown from kissing his boss's ass.
"Wow did you check your e-mail yet? Brent sent a bunch of messages to the project group from his Blackberry at 3 o'clock this morning."

"I'm not surprised! Brent is such a suck-up. He's a total Blacknoser."
by Black@Heart November 18, 2009
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blackleoses

When someone who's not black has a black sized penis
The Docter said i have a severe case of blackleoses
by Houston Heavyweight March 30, 2007
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Blackhouse

The Name of the whitehouse since Barack Obama became president
Did you see Barack Obama perform that speech at the Blackhouse?
by downloader901 September 25, 2009
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Ritchie Blackmore

A b*tch that unfortunately is a guitar god too.

Candice Night is his wife nowadays but Ian Gillan will always be his true love. The guitarist of Deep Purple, Rainbow and other bands.

Known for firing his bandmates and fucking with them.

Really ugly with thick eyebrows.
I like Ritchie Blackmore's playing but not his character! His boyfriend is very cute tho!!!!
by Stormbringer October 22, 2020
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blackmore

a dumbass,teacher that thinks he could be a millionaire in a flash. Usually bald, fat and containing a high-pitched girly voice (often nasaly)
Morrice Blackmore (teacher)
by White Wall Street May 21, 2006
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blackgoose

there was a children story or something like that where a goose child was born black and the other gooses were calling him ugly and bullying him then the mf hit puberty and turned hella hot and got b#$chs and money and became chad any way I hit puberty but I'm still broke anyway..
I think I'm not the only one who use it but maybe for different meanings.
When my family moved to this city I felt blackgoosed at highschool for being the only Arab there.
by lovlas October 17, 2020
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Blacktose intolerant

A subtle way of saying you are either a racist or afraid of black people
Dude1: how about we hit Cameron up on our way? He said he's free in the afternoon
Dude2: nah sorry man I'm blacktose intolerant
by Scheix August 23, 2019
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