black jesus

A black man who has excelled in his proffession. Who stands peerless in a competative field. Who others of his race see as an inspirational figure. The literal connotations applies to that mans ability to come through in the clutch, or distinguish himself at the highest level.

Typically used to describe Micheal Jordan. Also used in reference to Jessie Owens and Carl Lewis.

Asked who Alan Iversen idolized growing up he replied, "Yo, there's only one, son. Micheal Jordan...Black Jesus."

by Quivver July 18, 2006

black jesus

man who, after a 2 day binder of heavy drinking, stepped up to his trash can pulpit and gave the famous "jesus was a black man" speech

www.templeofblackjesus.com

by austin July 27, 2004

BLACK JESUS

An exclamation used when blankets are pulled over the head and nothing is visible.

* pulls sheets over head, screams in a muffled voice*

"BLACK JESUS...!"

by BarelyAHuman May 24, 2015

black jesus

Post on the internet that is referring to something considered old by most.

John posts a link to All Your Base, talking about how funny it is.

I respond, "Black Jesus strikes again."

by Legrac February 7, 2005

black jesus

nickname for mike vick

man u see black jesus on dat 60 yard run to win tha game?? damn and hes a QB

by Griff July 1, 2004

black jesus

The truth. Jesus was a black man. And he still lives in southington and will kick your ass in counterstrike.

"You just got pwnd by Black Jesus"
Pope "Jesus was white"
Me "blasphemy, he was black"

by s(^.~)z July 16, 2008

black jesus

Something too good to be true

See through clothing

by Skelletor September 3, 2005