Paul Blarted

The act of eating a pixie stick and then kicking some serious ass!

Man 1- Bro what did you do today?
Man 2- I Paul Blarted some bitch!
Man 1- Awesome what flavor?
Man 2- Orange

by That Faggot No One Likes October 3, 2012

Paul blart

The act of being a fatass working as security in a small mall in New England and being murder from dank faze clan

My brother was Paul blarting then he died

by BlueGrass420 May 14, 2015

bleart

The man who had sex with your girl.

Bleart had sex with my girl.

by Apple_pen January 4, 2017

Paul Blart

A variation on the blumpkin wherein a man performs oral sex on a woman while she is sitting on a toilet taking a shit.

"Why does Roger seem so down today?"
"Well, I guess last night Sheryl asked him to give her a Paul Blart."
"Dude, that's disgusting... did he actually do it?"
"Yeah, he really does love her... I guess afterwards he threw up in the sink. He says he can't get the smell out of his mind... it's haunting him."

by Simplicius April 15, 2009

Paul Blart

Originally from southern Ontario. It's when you pop a bar, take a shot and then hit a fat popper.

"Yo Paul Blarts this weekend?"
"I did a Paul Blart last night it was fucked"

by Untitled_07 November 16, 2016

blaat

To blaat.
When someone talks shit, he is 'blaating'.

'Johnny's grandma gave him like three cookies yesterday! And he also got four cups of milk!'

'(Yeah right) blaat'

by Kls2 August 29, 2005

Blavart

A bloody, vaginal secretion forced out by a queef

I just blavarted all over my boyfriend's penis.

I constantly blavart when I'm on my period.

by bloodypoopstain January 16, 2011